shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

De BEST kind ov Spark, effen!

(...damn it)

 

I told him he was doing it wrong! And we stopped him! And I told you never to turn the other one on!

 

You fell in it, you dumbass!

 

I distinctly remember a push.


Anyhow, there was no way you could have known it was the best thing that ever happened to me, so...thanks?

 

For pushing you or for the thirty years I spent trying to fix it?

 

Why don't I just keep that to myself, and you believe I'm thanking you for the thing you want me to be grateful for?

 

((This conversation will happen in the other game even if we have to import Jagers just to ensure that it does.))

 

...Ho boy. Hy duz not vont to be around eef de Spark iz vontink en argument.

 

I'm going to thank you for pushing him. And also for saving my life after you kidnapped him. It's all good now that life's no longer 50 Shades of Bill.

 

I don't want an argument.

 

-snorts- @The Jaeger Mirrors Iz hyu a jäger or a bunny rebbit? Votz der vorst vot could heppen?

((I am game for importing?))

 

-snorts right back at her- Hy'm SENSEEBLE! Hyu ken neffer tell vit Sparks.

 

Dey iz not effen throwink ennytink! DOT iz ven hyu get out ov dodge.

 

...Dat iz true. Bot hy em keepink a goot votch fur enny signs ov trowink!

 

GIVE ME THE TOY!!!

 

@Burt Destroys the World Vot sort ov mennerz iz dot?

 

Who needs manners when you can... DESTROY THE WORLD?

 

Hyu iz gettink tiresum, go to hyu room.

 

You will regret saying that when I DESTROY THE WORLD!

 

Jah, jah, heard dot vun before. Hyu need sum eveel laffter vit dot hyu know. Und variety. Hyu sound like a verry schtupeed perrot.