shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I'd assume someone in engineering would understand this already, but given the subpar standards on this ship I'm not surprised. The reason diplomats don't use comms is because of the potential consequences of letting a stranger into your systems. Negotiations do go south sometimes, you know. And uncivilized people use trickery to gain any advantage. Decent mechs like myself must always be on the lookout for it.

-he sniffs-
That is exactly my point. Lack of fuel makes mechs savage. It's simply not done. It's unbecoming to all involved.

 

....Ref, Jetski, Life Support-- any objections to me punching Oar in his stupid smug face?

 

Only a week? Suppose he is untrained but so soon?

 

I saw my designation, but that was the only comprehensible thing in that flood of garbage. I refuse to interact with anyone who can't properly communicate.

 

Uhm

 

I wouldn't mind, but I believe the rules of this space dictate that he can avoid it if he wishes. And he will wish to.

 

If you can't parse a simple alphanumeric relex, maybe you shouldn't be talking slag about Lacuna's communication style =]]]]

 

F for Effort?

 

Pedals, I do wish you wouldn't go by that ridiculous designation outside the Obrizon quarters. It's simply undignified for a mech of your class and gives entirely the wrong impression of our colony.

 

@Nichrome of Iacon ... was this guy picked because no one wanted him on his home colony, or...?

 

Yes sir sorry sir

 

I-

That's what encryption is for!

 

SHUT YOUR FACE. HIS PREFERRED DESIGNATION IS JETSKI AND I HAVE NO PROBLEMS MAKING ANOTHER ATTEMPT ON YOUR LIFE IF YOU FAIL TO RESPECT THAT.

 

Right. But it can't be helped if you don't want all of us to starve so join me in graciously taking on the suffering of our respective delegations. Prove that you can be more than a big talking slagsucker, Oar.

Oh I have no doubt that he would be able to hold out longer if he wanted to but I haven't seen much that would suggest he has any kind of self-restraint.

I have no idea I wasn't involved in the picking of candidates.

 

Sometimes I wonder how a femme can be so pretty yet so cruel at the same time!

 

...<3

 

I was pretty drunk. It's not that impressive.

 

<3

 

Practice.

Spoiler: GIF

 

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