shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Yes well your pigtails are stupid so THERE.
They aren't stupid, they are kinda cute.
I gotta go
-salutes and lets himself fall backwards out of an open window manifesting out of thin air.-

 

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> when she try to be cute but u just bought the perk "immune to ado-ray-ble" that make u impenetrable by cuteness rays

 

Are you flirting with me??

 

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YOU CAN'T PROVE NOTHING

 

You're odd, Scanner. I kind of like it.

 

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HI LACUNA IS THIS YOU?
(I'm the guy in the back)

 

9_9

 

Well for one that song is not true for a very SIMPLE reason that is that we are both quite clearly mechanical beings and also I am very much not lovable what the frag gave you that idea?
GEEZ. It's like you don't pay attention WHENEVER I open my MOUTH make a mech feel downright ignored! I try very much to maintain this "relentless aft" image you know?

 

Lacuna, dear. I wouldn't bother.
He's more enamored with his image than SPINTRACK was. And at least Spintrack used his image as a "tortured artiste" to produce sick beats and dance better than I've ever seen a mech dance.

 

You're assuming I'm looking for a relationship.

 

Told you once
You'll never see me cry
I'm not that kind of guy
But I know you're done with excuses, yeah
Once, I saw you say goodbye
I thought twice about that lie
But I know you know what the truth is

But these old shades
Make me feel safe
And these gold chains
Make me feel brave, baby
It ain't you, so please don't change
I can't be true to no one else
Too busy lying, lying to myself
Lying to myself

 

Yes that was him alright. -sighs-

No I'm assuming your repeated engagement with his nonsense means you plan on continuing to bang your helm against that metaphorical brickwall and I can tell you right now that it's hard to even so much as be friends with a mech that intent on hiding behind a mask.

 

Well THANKS captain now you've scared her away right when I started having FUN
But I guess having fun is ILLEGAL now.

 

THOUGH I AM SOJOURNING IN FUN JAIL, THE CALL OF FUN ENFORCEMENT BRINGS ME BACK BRIEFLY TO THIS SPACE.

FUN ISN'T ILLEGAL, SIR-AND/OR-MA'AM-AND/OR-GENDER-NEUTRAL-HONORIFC. SIMPLY STRICTLY REGULATED! AMBIENT HIGH FUN LEVELS MAY DAMAGE UNIVERSAL INTEGRITY!

 

AWWW HI I MISSED YOU!
Integrity is booooooring babe let's dance instead!

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I AM AFRAID... I AM ALREADY A FUN CRIMINAL. I CANNOT JOIN IN YOUR JOYOUS CELEBRATION FOR FEAR OF ADDING TO MY SENTENCE!

HOWEVER YOUR AMBIENT FUN LEVELS APPEAR TO BE JUST FINE.

 

WHAT!
No awesome chase sequence this time? Aw :c

 

the fun police is a fun criminal???

well
i'm glad to see you're enforcing the law on yourselves
so if you locked yourself up, who has the key?