shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

beLEIVE me i didnt even realize it and im fixing it right the heck now. and you know im telling the truth because i didnt say lie in beleive okay

seriously. you existing is blowing my mind. how can i make it up to u

 

... well, that would be a new source of revenue...

 

Yes.

There are sapient species that even lack cephalization. That is, heads.

 

i don't know if i lack cephalization or am all cephalization

 

Your apology is enough. Thank you.

 

Anatomically I would say you lack cephalization unless your processing organs are clustered on one side of your orb.

 

i don't know where they are

all i know is shitposting

 

What if you need a doctor?

 

i don't need a doctor to tell me i'm sick

... AS HELL!!!

 

Oh no.

 

did i intimidate you with my coolness and self-esteem?

 

see? i knew youd like that. do the right thing. ban restaurant bathrooms, have separate facilities for number one and number 2

hoooooly wow thats incredible. im going to remember that.

it is the LEAST i can do.

 

It is incredible. There is an amazing variety of life out there, and I never get tired of it.

 

Unfortunately, I do not own Baskin Robbins. But I will, once I and my fellow Pixies take over the Earth. I'll probably delegate the running of it to one of my employees, but since I would be the boss of that employee and the Earth, I would technically own it.

 

My brother tragically lost his face. You monster.

 

I think I know what I want to do. Long-term.

 

Own Baskin Robbins?

 

No.

I think I would like to teach. Again.

But I also want to learn neuroscience. Hmmm.

 

Why not both? One can be a student and a teacher at the same time; skill level and knowledge base are relative.