shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Hyu don´t look very edible. Und diz iz a jäger sayink diz.

 

...Was that an invitation to fork you, or--

 

Why are there so many incredibly large droids here? You cannot be construction grade, as you are not the proper color range... Unless you are war machines? But again, the color range for that would be black... Beyond color range you cannot be construction droids you can speak...

 

Nope. Good puns need appreciation =]

Also just sort of generally happy today and...

...hm. Saying "no one can change that" is just asking for something horrible to happen, but. Can think of very few things that would negatively affect mood right now =]]]

 

??? We are here because we want to be here, same as everyone else.

Difficulty parsing other questions, sorry. Define "droid"?

 

Alien species.
I surmise you are a different brand of mechanical lifeform, apart from your size.

 

(Kite grins)
Pun connoisseur high-five?

 

Droid. Robot created in a more human-like shape for specific tasks.

My brand is RBG Corp, Webcolors line.

 

Wordplay appreciation high-five =]
[She crouches, holding one hand palm-out within Kite's reach.]

...not droid, then. Only recently even heard of humans, and besides forms have uses not purposes.

...let's not start the "we're people, not tools" conversation again please.

 

Droids are made to be tools, yes. The company tagline is: "A color for your every need."

You are different, clearly, even if only in size.

 

(Kite grins and connects the high five!)
(Achievement unlocked: Intercultural High Five)

 

No definitly please eat me

Absolutely

I am black AND green, and since those are objectively the best colors I win at everything, especially whatever your species is. I win at that.

Oh primus did you get kissed or something is that it? Does everyone have more game than me? REALLY?

Let's ABSOLUTELY have that conversation again.

 

What are you ALL colorcoded? We at least have two tools in different colors for the same job occassionally.

 

Vot hyu tryink to seduce me UND @Kite from the library ? -leers- Hy ken´t sey hy´ve effer had a klenk before.

 

Black units are designated for military use, usually have high amounts of weaponry. Green units like myself are for personal healthcare, being that we are a hybrid color of Blue and Yellow. Blue is our hospital grade healthcare, and at times scientific grade. Yellows are personal droids meant for household uses, and sometimes things such as retail work.

Unless you wish for the CMYK brand designations, though Black remains the same between the two companies. Blues in CMYK are warehouse or hard labor workers, I do not know what their green or yellow designations are.

I am not a member of a species. I was made.

 

Yes. It helps humans pick what they need.

 

(Kite tries to waggle its eyebrows, manages for about 2.3 seconds, and then falls on its butt laughing instead)

 

=[

...I'm courting someone, should hope I get a few kisses every now and then.

 

I have a feeling this will get much more complicated than I am ready for.

-tries to suppress a snicker-
Okay what's orange for?

 

Yaaaaay congrats. No need to rub it in