shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Depends, how much would you pay me for it?

 

OFFENSE
SUCH GRAVE OFFENSE
NAME YOUR SECOND

 

817ch, 1 4m my 0wn 53c0nd.

 

I'll let the story about the "nerf gun", the disappeared palette of engex, the 'disappeared' box of pigment, and the dean die.

 

Who told you that story

 

Ooh, iz ve havink a brawl? Hy thought ve vos gonna screw bot hy ken vait.

 

I believe that doesn't count. Unless you are your own best friend that would be incredibly sad.

 

And while we're at it, whom did you tell

 

For those curious: Pink are the bots created to service humans and their 'needs', while purple bots often are given low grade AI so they can serve as psychiatric bots. There is overlap between all of us, depending on what modules our owners chose and what AI we have.

Greens generally are not outfitted with A.I. beyond the basic Laws.

 

You can kiss the bullet wounds once I'm done shoting all of these nerds.

 

Tsktsk, an enby never reveals its sources. One of the lessons you taught me, remember?
So, what about my offer?

 

... If you tell me who told you.

 

I am seeing some unfortunate parallels to crew members here.

 

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Scanner. What are you doing.

 

Deal.

Oy, Scanner, Grandmother Platypus over there's my second.

 

Hy vould reelly rather kees hyu sveethot.

 

Defending my honor

Then She and Half Life and apparently glitchbrain himself gotta negotiate a time and place for our duel!!!

 

I didn't actually-
Nevermind...
-sighs-
So uh.
Time and space?