shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

HOW DO YOU UNDERSTAND YOUR POETRY?

DESTROY THAT EVENT!

 

(hahahaha pff yeah mirrors would keep fuckin' the genie. though he'd also start pining for his boyfriend, which would make everything a lot less fun)

 

When my brother and I fight, we usually just beat on each other. He's not a Spark, and I don't want to kill him, no matter how annoying he gets.

 

((Can peek? The amount of history is intimidating, but Mina wouldn´t know any so that helps))

Hy tink dey vant os to break valls, not pipple.

 

Oh... Got it. *sighs in relief*

And I like that idea.

(and for the record, norm was the confused one, not me there. i very deliberately choose the sub.)

 

((the threads can be read by anyone!))

 

Pssh, valls iz eazy. -hefts his hammer, casually-

(please be aware that when i say hammer i mean 'mallet the size of his torso with a spike on top')

 

Well, that does make sense. *grins*

 

I love dinosaurs.

 

I DESTROYED THE DINOSAURS!

 

I WANT TEDDY'S DEATH RAY!

 

Excuse you. I gave teddy that death ray, and you certainly can't have it!

 

I want people to stop being stupid but we don't all get what we want.

 

I WILL STEAL IT FROM TEDDY!

BUT I WILL GET TEDDY'S DEATH RAY!

 

Good luck with THAT. I might have built him when I was twelve, but teddy will kick anyone's ass!

 

SO I WILL I!

 

Hoy, Meestress Stela! Vot eez vit deez eediot?

 

-gives him the world's most unimpressed look-

 

I WILL!

 

I wish I knew, Mina. I could always see if I could sew his mouth up a little...