shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

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I guess I'll just be the doctor on site then according to that helpful instruction manual with rather ah, melodious descriptions of how thi sis supposed to go?
That means I have to turn around, right?

 

Stasja!
Also, who told you that??

 

I second this suggestion. It may shut you up in a less permanent way than being shot.

 

So what dueling rules are we using, anyways? I see the word 'shoot', which implies guns, but Iacon Pit Rules entails bare knuckles only, alt-mode racing under certain circumstances, punch until someone taps out.

But given that I'm fairly certain I'm one of three whole mechs from Iacon, I get the feeling that we're not using Iacon Pit Rules.

 

Self repair? Nanites?

I am always afraid of losing parts, my replacements cost in the millions if they are even there. Being a custom unit is not always nice.

 

(Apostasia imitates Kite's voice from earlier)
Tsktsk, a lady never reveals her sources. Who taught you that?

 

You're a wet napkin. The wettest napkin. With oil stains and everything.

What makes you think I'd let you get anywhere near hurting me?

 

... That's interesting information and I don't even wanna know how you acquired that.

THAT's not how duels WORK though.

HAVE YOU NO TRUST IN MY ABILITIES? Actually on second thought don't answer that.

Eart rules

 

Eh, who cares if it doesn't match completely. For everything else, tubes, wiring, recycled bits and pieces, and duct tape.

 

Self-repair requires resources-- increased fuel intake, preferably metallic supplements...

Losing parts unfixable by self-repair is dangerous, yes.

 

B'accidents happen =( Wouldn' be hard t'beat someone who jus' stood there lookin' at y'all sad 'cause he don't wanna hurt no one he cares'bout.

 

The thing is, we're living. Sorry, that sounds like a weird distinction, but we've got 'immune systems', and nanites that do basic repairs, and stuff. The big stuff needs medics, though! And you're right, it can get expensive...

 

Yes. I am. Now wonder why, you... pastel enabler!

 

Oh dear no, I cannot do that. The wiring system I am made on, including the plugs, is different. Lots of tools in my hands as well.

I have a bit of self repair as well, that is why I was interested! It is fueled by nanites, and I have to intake solid material such as metals to fuel it.

 

None whatsoever. And while I will gladly tear apart anyone who hurts you, it's less satisfying when you brought it on yourself.

 

Sooooo, Minty, how interested would you be in a jailbreak?

 

Okay I retroactively declare duels illegal on the TEAM we are not opening Iaconian fighting pits, Burlesque or if we do you and I go the first round. Ask Life Support how well getting punched by me went for him.

 

Elaborate.

Oh, you giant sparkling. Honestly.

You're lucky I like you.

I have no idea what you're talking about. I've never enabled anyone in my life. Lacuna, are you ready to fight things with your wet napkin of a twin?

 

You are sooooooo mean honey :c

 

(Apostasia has a bit of a dry smile on her face)
Heh, just means that a bit of modding is needed beforehand. But I've found, a great deal of things are possible if the need is just big enough.