shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Very well.

1) It happens to remain our command structure until Swiftwing decides to try and overthrow me and Life Support
2) I'm aware
3) It's practice for the real deal
3.1) I'm aware
3.2) I don't know where you've picked that up but none of my C.O.s have ever gone out of their way not to cuss me out in front of my unit.

 

I'll tell Sensorsweep you're being mean to me!

 

Oh dear. Oh dear whatever shall I do. -stares at him-

 

Well, there is the point where you need everyone else to know that some stuff just doesn't fly...

 

Vell dotz schtupid. Sumtimez sumvun needz makink en hexample ov but a lot ov der time dot iz a goot vey to fock op morale.

 

Well being less mean to me would be a start! And- And cuddles would also be an acceptable reparative measure.

 

-he laughs-
Yeah, that's fun. I still got a piggyback connection to Earth on their satellites. Don't think they've figured it out yet, but their... whaddya call it, ISPs, tried to fuss at me for... what was it. Illegal downloads? Sent me a cute li'l form letter an' ev'rything. Wish 'em well tryin' to enforce that from Earth all the way to where we are.

 

1) [Congessi makes a rude noise]
3) ??? Again, won't carry over, practicing here is useless
3.2) Conceded, mixing up authority figures, apologies. Still good sense, but Nichrome has different experiences and opinions.

 

-studies him for a second, then lifts her arms to him imperiously-

 

To be fair the things I got cussed out for were generally things like "Proper information chains involve telling the rest of the unit about perimeter traps" or "Dead comrades might make good bombs but it's still frowned upon to make the tank catapult corpses" or "Don't break into the firearms locker to "upgrade" our arsenal, Nichrome, wait for the paperwork to go through."

 

-rushes to pick her up for a hug-

 

Der first vun hy ken see. Der second und third iz chust silly. Especelly eef hyu ken mek corpses hexplode.

 

-wraps her arms around him protectively and nuzzles his face-

 

Apparently my C.O.s disagreed a lot with you.

 

... Brb, making a note to keep you away from Roadblock. The last two... yeah, those are just silly.

 

-nuzzles back, holding onto her like a life line-

 

Le's 'specifically introduce 'er to Roadblock. C'mon it'll be funny.

 

Hyu need better C.O.s. Shame klenks probably ken take der Bräu, hyu vould mek a goot jäger.

 

How about we don't. Poor mech already has to deal with his squad, and if I remember your last report, he needs a raise just from those kids.

 

I'm my own C.O. now so that's mostly dealt with. But thanks :)