shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

... I'll still pay handsomely for proof of permadeath. Frag those guys.

 

Oh, so just because Primus can speak to them makes them better. I see how it is. Maybe he's telling them to knock it the hell off! Has anyone verified this 'matrix of leadership' actually does anything but be a very fancy rock?

 

Please I will literally pay you a year's pay in shanix if you walk up to Optimus Prime or Rodimus and ask them that

 

(Apostasia assumes a very pious pose, one hand over her spark, the other open and level with her shoulder, palm forward. Eyes closed. Her voice is very mock-offended)
How dare you question the authority of our divinely chosen leader.

 

How likely are they to kill me over that?

 

-he shrugs-
I 'unno

 

Add a year worth of the best booze Scelus has to offer to that if you film it.

 

Look, the Camiens seem alright but all this 'divine leadership' thing is a bit bunk. Why do we even need a leader? If the Matrix is so special than why does it keep picking weird sociopaths with torture fetishes?

 

Kids, no disrespecting archaic theocratic structures with no apparent basis in reality, unless you plan on taking up weapons to defend your statements.

 

Good question. Might wanna start with Thunderclash first, I think he's least likely to murder you over it.

 

-Looks him up.-

Well. Maybe this fine rescuer of orphans can explain to me what the Matrix really is.

 

(Apostasia wordlessly points at her symbol, the Broken Matrix)
Lacuna, in case it wasn't obvious, I was being sarcastic.

 

Oh, I know, I'm just on a roll.

 

...my religion doesn't worship any Primes or attribute divine powers to the Matrix.

...I'm not even sure if we worship Primus as an active force? I don't think so.

 

Ah. And I'm apparently off my game, I should've noticed that.
(She grins a bit lopsidedly)

 

I did not include you in "Kids" for obvious reasons, granny platypus.

 

I'm really off my game tonight it seems. I thought I had that quirk out three million years ago.
Fragging lifetime of being talked down to but I'm not telling you anything new here.

...
(Apostasia summons a crate of booze from her subspace)
I need a drink. Anyone else want some?

 

Anyway, I guess I've got nothing against religion, but I don't think you should be basing the fucking government on it.

 

'Stasia sweetspark, love a me life, the leadership to my matrix.
What's dis jetfuel I gotta hear?
If I carry yer sparkling I don't get ta work anymore? Ain't no sparkling tummy ever prevented sniping.

 

No. Frag no.
If you ever end up carrying my sparkling you're confined to deskwork until you're both safe.