shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I WILL SEW UP YOUR MOUTH A LOTTLE!

 

Yaz, goot plen. Hy´ll find hyu en operatink table.

 

No you won't! You really, really won't! I mean, if nothing else, good luck getting through the Jagers...

 

I WILL DESTROY THE OPERATING TABLE!

@Stela Heterodyne I WILL!

 

-to @Cosmina Kastellan- Mina, this guy's boring. If I do sew up his mouth, will you promise not to tell Nicoleta?

 

I WILL TELL NICOLETA!

 

-eye roll-

 

Ov cawze!

Not vit hyu mouth sewn op.

 

I WILL RIP OUT THE STITCHES!

 

Oh, excellent, then! Teddy- needle and thread, please!

-a medium-sized old-fashioned teddy bear, rather ratty-looking, comes up behind her carrying a needle and thread in a paw that appears to have an opposable thumb-

Thank you, teddy. -advances on Burt-

 

-grabs Burt and holds his arms-

 

*runs the hell out of dodge*

 

*doesn't run the hell out of dodge*

 

Hold schtill or der steeches vill be crooked.

 

-smiles at Burt mostly cheerfully but juuust a little creepily- Don't worry, this shouldn't really hurt! I'm very good with a needle.

 

I'M VERY EVIL WITH A NEEDLE!

 

...That barely makes sense, come on now. And shut your mouth!

 

IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE!

 

All right, you are definitely trying too hard now!

 

-fasten burts hands together so she can hold them with only one of hers, then clamps his mouth shut with her now free hand- Vere eez @The Jaeger Mirrors ven hyu need heem!