shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Right well HOW ABOUT you don't meddle in my 'face life because I've got taht well in hand.
I mean my partner's got that well in hand.
I mean.
FRAG.

 

...none of Valiska's business anyway, I think? Also that conversation is long past.

 

First law of xenosexuality: generally speaking two sapient beings with sufficient determination and imagination can find a way. Things like not breathing the same atmosphere or secreting something that's poisonous to your partner are definitely problematic, but by the time you've got enough technology to get to know aliens well enough to want to pursue them sexually, you usually have enough technology to find ways to protect yourselves. (Though I must admit everyone that I have ever been intimate with was an oxygen breather.)

I must hear that story.

And any other stories you may have regarding how to keep your Dean in line.

There are twins who don't do that? I would like to say I stopped going along with that after I found out how much trouble he got me into sometimes...but after I fell through the portal, I really couldn't stop him. And I'm told that two of our altselves actually managed to take Bill out that way...

I really do understand your motivation there, but...a person who is carrying your sparkling is still an adult sapient being who gets to make their own decisions.

 

Some of these are quotations from Tanakh, which is the scripture of my religion; one of them is even direct from the Torah itself. But some of it...really isn't.

 

I'm sure your hand is quite adept at 'facing you by this point. You don't need to convince us.

 

I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE EXACTLY AS MUCH INTERFACE WITH WILLING PARTICIPANTS AS I WANT TO HAVE

 

Alternate world where religion developed further/differently, then. Reads like ritual language, anyway.

 

-slowly raises an optic ridge-

 

Quite likely. Saul was the name of an important figure in the history of my religion.

 

Did I ever call that into question? You and your hand are very happy with each other and I'm proud of you both. When's the wedding?

 

That's actually a direct quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, which is a very silly movie.

 

...that you've watched enough times to be able to quote it from memory.

 

Put that down immediately

Wow I'm sure with that attitude you've got a lot of friends :I

 

And here I thought you were one of them. Now I'm very sad. So sad. You have no idea how sad I am.

 

No.

 

People like you are why I'm not allowed to ahve a gun at my current job :)

Awww you said your favorite word again. It's cute how much you like that one.

 

What's a gun?

 

Basically @Genie. But the normal kind of gun doesn't lay eggs and doesn't make contracts with anyone.

 

I don't know the word "what" please explain?

 

Explain is two syllables, I don't understand? Please use only one syllable or smaller.