shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Because it's following doctor's orders. If I gotta pay you to follow the things, then I guess that's you earning it.

I don't care about money anyhow.

 

*grinds his teeth together* *growls* Fuck off!

 

That's a secret. None from you. Frag off.

That's dumb. Keep your money. You might need it.

 

Gonna throw all my shanix out the airlock.

 

Excuse me? That slag did not just come outta your vocalizer, or whatever it is you got. Kid, that's so over the line you can't even see where it is from here. Back the hell offa that right now.

 

I broke a vase and it's this horned devil's fault.

Trinity. It is very hard to breathe.

 

Vant a drink? Hy´d offer a hug bot hyu don´t know me from der masters left arsecheek.

 

im SORRY that im tired of people complaining about havwing evwerything ivwe evwer vwanted throwvn into their lap. its like listening to someone complaining about howv theyvwe just got SO MUCH FOOD, and they vwanted slightly DIFFERENT food, and the cherry on top of their triple-layer sundae is rotten, vwhile youre starvwing to death.

 

It's probably best not to anyway. Also, I just feel a drink would make this worse. Assuming it's something that even affects my race.

 

-he shrugs, seemingly calm, but his wings flutter slightly-
All right, makes no nevermind to me. Ain't neither of us wants anythin' but you t'be functionin' proper, though.

 

You are exceptionally lucky that I cannot get my hands on you.

 

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

 

thats vwhat she said.

 

Research. You should try it.

Interspecies attraction can and does go both ways between members of sapient species. I am married to Valiska. She is Talassani. I'm human. We've been attracted to one another as long as we've known each other.

However, it is fairly rare for a nonsapient animal to be attracted to a member of a different species. Sometimes a nonsapient animal in her estrus cycle may not care where she gets her satisfaction as long as she gets it, but that's not the same as attraction--and I guarantee, Cronus, that sapient women who experience estrus care very much about choosing who answers their needs.

Cronus, people would like you a lot more if you'd stop mocking rape survivors.

Why are you so offended if you wouldn't do it?

Killing an animal for food isn't murder because people need to eat. Killing an animal for no reason at all isn't murder, but it's a barbarous act.

If an animal that clearly wanted sexual satisfaction sought you out and enjoyed the experience of sex with you, I would not think you were a rapist (but I would think you were very strange). If you use an animal for your sexual satisfaction regardless of its wishes, that's also a barbarous act, and I have a lot of trouble believing that someone who'd willingly fuck an unwilling animal wouldn't fuck an unwilling person if they thought they could get away with it.

 

It's rather more like someone shoveling raw sewage into your mouth and telling you to be happy with it while he eats sugarspun delicacies from his ivory fragging tower. You emotionally inept excuse for a humankin.

 

Buy a fucking dildo, then!

No one else needs to fuck you, and I don't think anyone'd wanna. So, either you fuck yourself or you fuck off!

 

I like this new Politics. He's getting pissraving mad. Go Politics in a dress. Tear him apart. Beat his face in. Keep kicking until it ain't recognizable as a face anyway.

You know you want to.

 

Ja dot ken happen. -mina looks unhappy, but is distracted by cronus-

-loud growling- Nor me either.

 

do it do it do it

 

-his wings splay out and up in a threat display, and he scowls-
Look, you -
-he sighs, looking upset and slumping, wings drooping-
Nah, I had it right before. You ain't gonna listen. An' I'm trained for this slag but I ain't on duty. I ain't gonna engage no more.