shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Thank you Mina! -shakes her head, tests the point of her needle, then with quick, neat, professional movements sews Burt's mouth shut with a neat line of stitches-

 

Nize job! -drops burt- He iz moch better company now.

 

Vat? Iz zomeone tryink to make us petz or slaves again? Dey shtill hafent found all der pieces of der lazt vun to try dat.

 

Don't worry. They were talking about me there. And the Heterodynes.

 

No, Norm's a genie and he's terrified that someone's going to put him back in a lamp. Despite the fact that I told him I'd free him long, long ago.

 

Hey, you'd be terrified of that too if you were a genie!

 

*looks at Norm. Ponders the usual size of lamps and the actual size of the genie.*
*shakes head*

Sparks!

 

Nah, I don't think my dimension has those, so nope, it wasn't their fault. Dunno who's it was, though.

 

But I wouldn't do that.

 

I don't think he meant to be talking about you, really. You're not from his dimension or mine, even if you are a Spark.

 

*bounces* I like being a Spark!

It sounds nicer than "mad scientist" and it sounds an awful lot nicer than "that lunatic who built (fill in the blank)".

But I think that Valiska must also be one, because she helped me perfect so many of the things I created, and that Fiddleford must have been one too, especially with all the giant robots Stan tells me he has been building.

 

All Sparks pokes schtuff to see vat it doez, yah? Iz vy iz not easy being a wild Jaeger - vitout der Heterodynes to protect uz, ve could end up in vurse placez den a lamp.

 

You're forgetting about your little troll friend. *takes out his phone and plays the 'because I said so' recording*

 

*laughs* Is there such a place? Really?

 

Of course. It's called 'the scientific method'.

 

*shrug* Hyu got out in vun piece, yah?

 

The dimension Bill came from is pretty bad. Five minutes of it destroyed my ex-lover's sanity. I spent a year there and was extremely dissociated when I got out. It took me a while to recognize other people as members of my species.

 

*eyeroll*

When she has a good enough grounding in mathematics to understand how probability works, then I will give her a rational explanation for why I won't let her play with black holes, neutron stars or antimatter, Stanley.

 

Well, yes but... I'm immortal, so... I dunno if that counts.

Okay, good point. I'm still sane. Or at least I sure hope I am.

 

Jaegers iz verry hard to kill, und deres a lot ov Sparks that vould do anyting to learn how ve vork.