shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Meet your new daddy, Cronus.

 

Oh, so he's spoiled and sheltered and too ignorant to realize he could have gotten those tigers killed if they'd touched him?

 

Displaying emotions everywhere is deeply unhelpful.

 

That is an assessment, yes. I think he just wanted someone to pay attention to him, alternatively he wanted to pet them. He does not think very far ahead at times.

I hate speaking in his place however.

 

That's kind of sad.

Not sad enough I'm defending him, mind.

 

Ah, yes, the methods for determining whether something is crystal or glass is entirely the same as verifying a hallucination's existence in the physical world. Your methods-- which you have declined to share so far-- are clearly unassailable.

You asked for nothing of me, but this is a public space with few consequences and I can be as nosy as I like.

 

*If he had shoulders, he would shrug vaguely apologetically.*

 

Oh so when the medic does it it's cute but when I do it I get told it's unhelpful I see how it is.
Just because I don't look like I'm made out of rainbows.
-dramatically throws an arm over his optics-

 

There is a reason I, a medical care droid, am assigned to take care of him.

 

Nope when I do it it's exactly as unhelpful.
But I'm not making it a human olympic sport to spread my emotions all over the place I try to actually work!

 

No, it's unhelpful when the medic does it also.
I've learned to work around both of you.

 

Is that also why they made you actually smart?

 

Jinx hehe <3

 

-boops their helms together and kisses his forehelm-

 

No. That happened because his parents have more money than they have sense and wanted to commission the 'best and smartest droid possible' and thus went through illegal channels to have me built to government specifications. Then they paid off RGB to license me as a Green to make me 'legal'.

In short: I am an assassination bot frame with a highly illegal A.I. (that was considered a world-wide security risk as to my self-learning abilities) licensed under the title of 'green' and given all of the software (and tools) I would need to protect, aid, repair, and console whatever human master I have.

However, even with the laws holding me back I am a bit of a... Most humans don't like me because I do not like them. I am apparently 'scary'.

(My master disagrees but I am pretty sure he has something wrong with his head.)

 

I also have an overly advanced sensory array, meaning that I could function in the field as a scout. It is actually quite annoying when I can hear what everyone in the neighborhood is doing and or listening to. I have figured out how to turn it down, but my programming deems that dangerous.

Ah life, how I hate thee.

 

-pulss her into a proper kiss, giggling-

 

How do you turn the thing off I must know

 

I shut down the program suite that runs my sensory array. Do you suffer the same problems? Do things work that way for you transformers?

 

... I don't know if I can do that without medical overrides.
Can I do that without medical overrides?