shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

-he laughs-
Sounds about right!

 

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Yikes is a pretty good way to summarize, yes.

I know you're joking but that is my kind of party right there.

Look on the bright side, if the wars are over quicker no one starts getting really creative.

 

-he laughs, wings spreading happily-
Mine too. Th' problem with that fragged-up party was it went on too long an' they forgot to have somebody sensible ready to pull their afts out of the smelter after. Now, we got one of those right here, right @Life Support of Iacon? So if you want to party when we get to that space station, I'll be right along with you.

 

...oh no.

...oh, no. Why me. This almost makes me want to believe in reincarnation, except I don't know how I would have done something bad enough in a previous function to deserve you two making bad drunken decisions together.

 

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Will take twofoldAbolitionist's word for it. [She shrugs.]

...wait, Cloudcrusher is-- Cloudcrusher and Life Support are amicas, right? [Looks nervously from CC to where she's still holding LS's hand, grip tightening again.]

 

no

 

Pits yeah. I hope you're good at cards, because I plan on bettering our resource situation significantly. And I also plan on not doing so sober. Pre-Party in my office?

Shhhhhhh they are the best decisions you have it all wrong.

-shrugs- as someone who has made quite career out of developing weapons of mass destruction it's not selfish not to be on the wrong end of those, or see your friends on the wrong end of them. Pretty understandable actually.

 

It's not me that's gonna blow up, Iridium. Please don't be mad.

 

I'm not mad.

 

-blinks-
Okay but something is evidently wrong, isn't it?

 

Yes.

 

Do you want to tell me what is wrong so I cna fix it?

 

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Mu.

 

Sometimes the archaic ones are cruel through that attribute themselves.

Okay, I'm sorry I can't figure out what that is supposed to mean can you try again?

 

-he waggles a hand back and forth-
Don't think there's quite a name for what we are, darlin'. For one, Cap over there ain't so good with his feeling words, so there's been no ceremony. For two, don't think comfort fraggin' is part of the usual amica package. Whatever we are don't mean he can't make more friends, though.

Sounds like a plan. Let's see if you know as many ways to cheat without gettin' caught as I do.

Cap, gonna be honest with you: yer prob'ly gonna do somethin' fraggin' stupid soon too that'll make cleanin' up after us havin' a little fun look like a walk through the crystal gardens. I ain't the only one in this relationship does dumb things. Mine just look different.

An' I still maintain that array thing wasn't that dumb. Done me a lotta good, actually.
-he grins-

 

Neither yes or no fully answers the question.

 

Nichrome, when I don't have two other medics telling me about your unsound decision-making skills, then we can have this conversation.

-he sighs-
That's true enough. Glad you put up with me anyway, Sarge.
-he leans over to kiss him on the cheek-