shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

-ch*nhands- Aww, you guys are adorable!! (Also * NEED the secret to s*lky h*de extrus*ons! M*ne always look l*ke * str*fed w*th a boarqup*ne!! ?:5 )

 

*SWOONS ANGRILY*
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK YOU DORKY PEST

 

Hoy @Maxim! -waves- Eef hyu find a leetle grey skinned keed, vun ov dem meks der best coffee vit booze een!

 

*scratches head*
Conditioner? I don't know, my hair has always been like this.

 

Thank you!

 

...it's true though, I have never been able to keep my hands out of his hair for very long...!

 

*blushes*

Well. My matesprit is a brilliant, stealthy spark who is as lovely as a clear night sky.

 

dfjks*dls

-dyes of cute-

 

...yeah I have to live with this.

 

THE HOUSE IS REALLY FULL OF GUSHY, CUDDLY PEOPLE.

I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO WHEN THE TOP GETS FIXED.

 

My guess still is that there's something in the water.

 

BUT WE COOK THE SPAGHETTI IN THE WATER! AM I GOING TO WANT TO KISS PEOPLE TOO??? I'M STILL NOT SURE HOW TO KISS PEOPLE WITH LIPS!

 

Better get practicing, then!
A picture of someone you'd like to kiss taped to a pillow is classic.

 

Dot iz moch too cyoot.

 

It appears the recent transmissions re: Gem history on the rebel colony of Earth have inspired a a cascade of other would-be traitors.

How... delightful.

Are the lot of you going to ruin plans for an entire world, or will you be content with merely fleeing Homeworld territory?

 

A-amethyst doesn't like it whe i talk to people but...!
That's so wrong! We d-don't wat to ruin things for anyone! please j-just let us go!

 

@Faustite gemsona Ho, eets hyu.
Hy thought hy keeled hyu.

 

That's a common misconception, and one that I have no intention of clearing up.
Do you intend to re-initiate that fight?

 

Then get out of sight. I have better things to do than get tasked to pursue escapees.

 

Y-yes Ma'am.
(QnQ)