shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Hyu're a Spark, hyu haff lotz uv enemies to fight, und hyu haff coffee.

If enny uv dem have nize hats, Hy'm in.

 

My wife has a nice hat. She bought a tricorn because the girls keep calling her 'Admiral'. I'm sure that there are other nice hats to be had.

 

Ain't nobody else like me but me - 'specially not one of those overgrown Homeworld Amethysts. I don't go round scaring Pearls, and anyone who does needs to come pick on someone their own size.

 

I-I AM a Pearl! I'm the glorious Amethyst's Pearl. B-but My Mistress isn't friends with carbon based life forms!
U-unless she is? O-oh no...
I talked again.
I'm sorry.

 

D-did you just call my owner overgrown?
I-I'll have you know she is perfectly grown in every way, and meets all of homeworld's standards on Amethysts!
A-ah I'm sorry for running my mouth Ma'am. But It needed to be said.

 

If you've got something to say you might as well say it and not apologize.

I don't understand why you'd buy something pretty and smart and want it to keep its mouth shut all the time anyway. If she wanted you to be quiet and ornamental she could have specified that.

 

P-please don't...
please don't question my owner this agressively Ma'am.

 

-laughs-
Naw dey dun schkare eezy. Hyu vos deteechted too yaz?

No ve iz born humanz. Ve get offered der Bräu for provink ourselves es der best und most loyal varriorz.

 

Pppfh. Who wants to be perfect? That's boring. Be what you are.
*if that's a lesson Amethyst hasn't quite internalized, nobody here needs to know it*

And yeah. If your "owner" thinks she can go around owning people, I'll call her anything I want.

 

Yah. *sighs* Hy vas lookink for de Heterodyne, but now Hy'd just be happy to find my hat. Und Hy didn't effen get eny coffee.

 

B-but! That's... That's how things are!
She's an Amethyst and I'm a Pearl and she commissioned me! I'm hers! U-until I'm not anymore. Things are a little weird right now. But we'll work it out!

 

*grins* I like you, Purple.

 

-cheerfully- Ja, hy cuddle! Hy likes cuddlink. ...Iancu iz more jealous 'bout dat den fuckink, tho, zo mebbe hy haf to eenvite heem alzo.

Eez de greatezt honour. 'Specially since lotz of pipple who tek de Brau die ov eet.

...tricorns iz de nizest, tho! -pats his own with infinite affection-

 

*grins* Nice, that'd be twice the cuddles. And I would like to meet him.

 

Hrm? Vot are hyu plottink? *peers down from tree*

 

...Vell, eef hy find out vere he iz, ve do dat. -looks about, a little bemusedly-

...Ah, dere he iz! -waves gleefully-

 

Hy vos preticing der schneakink. -inordinately pleased-

Hallo, Mirrors!

 

Hey!

Just cuddles, dude. Just cuddles. This ain't no evil plot.

 

... are hyu sure. Becoz lest time somebody vonted coddles, dey ver e polar bear een disguiz.

 

-sounds positively gleeful- Ho, deed hyu ecktuelly lose der hat hyu gotz from Old Man Death?

@Iancu Albescu Git down here hyu leetle schneak!