shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

...are you okay?

 

No.

 

I'll eat you ;*

Oh really? That sucks well, my buddies use to say that you have to approach your fears and slag.

Nnnno thanks! Last time I saw someone with a tail like that I nearly lost half my body.
(Then I smeared my energon covered mass of tentacles all over one of my besties and made her help me. She punched me until I passed out. Ah, I miss my old friends.)

 

I'd rather they didn't catch anything anyway...

 

Yes!

No.

 

Glad we're on the same page, then.

 

Oh boy! Um.
No thank you. I have my hands quite full and anyway I am usually the one doing the eating.

 

No! No to no, no nos ever no is no.
No.

OH IS THAT SO
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Fear nothing, I just find it in rather poor taste to jump into someone's arms just because they're similar to someone else, especially when the one I actually want is dead.

A dead stranger's a dead stranger, more resources for people I actually care about.

 

I see now and understand! I can respect that, I can respect that completely.

 

Listen, I'm sure you're really charming when you don't come on quite so strong and you'd probably benefit from a little guidance but unless all my current partners agree I will not do anything with you. Sorry!

 

WHAT
YOU THINK I'M CHARMING?

*Flips himself off of the mass of tentacles he was 'standing' on and then onto the ground, hands cupping his chin as a few tentacles curl up a-la a person kicking a leg up.*

Tell me more.

 

This beginning doesn't inspire a lot of confidence in your accuracy, fyi.

Irrelevant - timelines and dimensional travel mean that I'm somewhere between a hundred and forty and ??? years younger than him. I'd think someone freed from the limits of mortal thought would be better able to comprehend the nonlinear nature of our timeline interactions, but, well. See again my confidence level in you.

...you think this is a foreign concept to me? I have the advantage of a fleshy mind with knowledge and experience in emotional development, I can extrapolate fairly well in two directions, especially with a significant degree of common experience.

When you've demonstrated such a complete incompatibility with truth or understanding, I don't quite know how you expected that to work for you. These things you're championing and valuing so highly are things you utterly lack.

Given your previous record of completely misunderstanding people's motivations, I can say with complete accuracy that you have no idea what we want for him, even if you can find a word that matches one technical definition.

Because you utterly failed to offer what he wanted. It's almost astonishing how badly you failed, actually.

Try the condescending I-know-better-than-you routine on someone who will actually buy it.

 

That...was amazing. You're so much better at that than I am. Probably because you don't have brain chemistry telling you to scream and leap.

 

OH
Has anyone heard of the triple-helix-a-tron-deedly-doop because I'm supposed to find that so my old friends become super impressed with me and like me forever.

 

... You would definitly benefit from a firm hand but as I said earlier, my partners would have to agree.

 

Not sure what you're talking about but if you are implying that you want to hang around me and be my friend then frag yes!
WAIT

Gotta find the thing?

Frag it, can wait.

Want me to kill someone? I like doing that. I'll do that for you. :3

 

*smiles* Thank you. It's my social equivalent instinct, I think - I was trained to dissect weak arguments, and I especially have a fondness for tearing apart people who think they have a better grasp of the subject than me but are so very, very wrong.

 

Sorry dude, I think Requiem's chasing wisps.

 

Um no, the Wreckers wouldn't lie to me DUH.