shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Pffffff
Requiem'd know better'n me, but is he suuuuure? Cos the "-deedly-doop" suffix uuuusually means "jetfuel".

 

Yeah well maybe. Probably not though, maybe I just miss remembered that part!

 

Do the Wreckers even exist anymore?

 

THEY ALL DIED?

 

No! That'd be horrid! I thought I heard the group disbanded, is all!

 

Somehow that's worse :(

 

Sorry... maybe I heard wrong? I'm a colonist, it's hard to keep track of all the groups. Maybe I heard about the Rackers or something.

 

Yeah maybe. Or.
Or?
OR.
OR I'M THE LAST. I MUST FINISH MY QUEST

 

EPIC QUEST TIME GOOOO

 

Um...

Stick around a bit! Let's be friends!

 

You're both beautiful. Inside and out. That's all.

And you're right.

He never did understand me.

But you do. You both do.

And you love me. Which is the best thing I never expected to happen back then.

 

YEAH

Wait
You want to be my friend?

 

Yeah! I love making new friends! Do you like music?

 

Um yes, did you know that large animals in deep oceans sing? Not just one planet! LOTS OF THEM.

 

Because water is really good at carrying sound waves, right? I've never heard it but it sounds amazing.

 

Well yes I guess that's why? I just know they sing and I like how it sounds. They were my only friends for a long time, good taste in music. Slag for conversation.

 

Did you know I can't make sound at all? It's my 'outlier' ability. Real slag.

 

Pulse: ... LADIES! We found our new objective. This Requi-something fragger.
Chopper: Aw yeah. I WANT THE HEAD
Puncture: HEY HEY HEY P-HEAD HOW COME CHOPS ALWAYS GETS THE GOOD PARTS?
Curette: 'S cause you're SLOW.
Suture: Yeah! And Chops is way fast! That's why she's always leading!
Puncture: By how much anyway?
Suture: Like a hunny or something?
Pulse: Some Discipline if you please!

 

... Oh no.

 

That is slag! You should make the rest of us quiet because screw us for having something you don't have!!!

Wait. No. Nevermind I didn't mean that, I meant sorry that sucks.

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.
I'LL EAT YOU-- all?
Yes ok fine. All.
I'd rather just lay around and be cool with my cool new cool friend who is cool.
BUT NO.