shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

The rest is not personal but Devisiun decided combiners are super great and probably holy and it kind of makes me bitter for reasons and I accept that emotional lashback is not the fault of them.

 

[The Combiner seperates in a complicated sequence, five femmes with red and white paintjobs dropping to the floor, One easily as tall as Cloudcrusher if very slim in built, a helicopterformer of medium size and three minibots]
Pulse: Yo.

Puncture: Ew.
Chopper: I still want his head.
Curette: we can't have his head it needs to stay attached to his body.

Suture: *waves*

 

-he narrows his eyes-
What do you plan, mister?

 

Sorry I was rude.

 

Pulse: -looks down at her with a mean grin and flicks her cable "hair" over her shoulder- Yep. I'm looking forward to you getting hurt, sweetspark it'll be fun to poke around your business.

 

BACK OFF!

-He lets the force of his voice knock Pulse back.-

 

Touch her and I'll fragging rip your sparks out, collectively.

 

:(

:'(

Ew?

....
wheresmrcutieface

 

That's hard, but I'm glad yer apologizin' and recognizin' where that comes from. Yer doin' good.
-his wings flutter-

-he grins again-
Hey there. I -

-he stands up straighter and flares his wings-
Now that was uncalled for.

I was plannin' on makin' the lovely ladies feel lovely, til they acted not so lovely just now.

 

Serious violation of medical ethics. Taught poorly. Probably bad medics, too.

 

Pulse: -stumbles backwards a few steps- Sheesh, guys I am a medic. I've sworn an oath to care for fraggers like you.

 

That's my daughters you are talking about.

AND YOU YOUNG LADY! WE TALKED ABOUT YOUR BEDSIDE MANNER!

 

[All of them, in unison]: ... sorry, caer.

 

Teach 'em better next time.

 

Sorry!

 

Ah yes, the incorruptible medic. Who we can never argue with, because they're always looking out for the rest of us. After all, they swore an oath. Which means everything a medic does is justified, right?

Every. Single. Thing.

 

-he raises an optic ridge-
Mm-hm. An' they didn't act so nice just now, was all I'm sayin'. I don't gotta pretend they didn't just cause you love 'em. Seems like you got that in hand, though.

 

-walks into the middle of the five femmes; she's about of a height with the minibots. Glances around, idly reaches out and takes the two nearest minibots in hand by their helms-
What's going on here?

 

mr cutie faaace....

Wait mechs can have babies when did this happen?
AM I PREGNANT?

 

Who's Mr. Cutie Face?