shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Discussion in 'It's Galley's Turn' started by this is not a subaccount, Nov 20, 2015.

  1. Half Life

    Half Life Small Medic, Big Universe | 18+

    Wow how about frag off and don't tell me how to raise 'em unless you got your own sparklings to take care of yeah?
    Frag off! They're still learning!
    Look they aren't even supposed to be deployed yet i have no idea what's going on here
     
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  2. Requiem

    Requiem Mechanical Monstrosity | 18+

    He's mr cutie face and his face is cute.
    Less important than me being possibly pregnant
     
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  3. Lacuna of Devisiun

    Lacuna of Devisiun the quiet one (18+)

    Look, if they're his kids they've got to be younger than me. I'm fine. I just got a little freaked but that wasn't their fault.
     
  4. Triage of Operation: BHS

    Triage of Operation: BHS Medical Officer |18+

    Teachable moment for everyone.
     
  5. Curaverimus

    Curaverimus recipe medicinam | 18+

    Puncture & Suture: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Suture: We got a job! Because we were doing so well in school! Isn't that great, auntie?
    Puncture: The job sucks tho, Sire.
    Suture: Shhhhhh IT DOESN'T
     
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  6. Life Support of Iacon

    Life Support of Iacon Co-Captain, Autobot Rep, CMO | 18+

    It depends on what part of the timeline you're speaking from, but unless you were in a relationship in which you exchanged code strings or you've recently (as in, within the last several months) interfaced with a partner, then no, you're not. If you're from the part of the timeline I believe you are, the obsolete code that would allow you to gestate isn't active yet anyway, though.
     
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  7. Half Life

    Half Life Small Medic, Big Universe | 18+

    If you aren't eatign metal you probably aren't pregnant, believe me.
    They are... quite possibly younger than you. Not necessarily though, there is quite a temporal mismatch.
    I'm serious! Leave them alone!
     
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  8. Throttle

    Throttle No.

    ...Really.
    And where did this job come from, exactly?
    -has to tip her head all the way back to look at Pulse, but still manages to look like she's looking down at her-
     
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  9. Lacuna of Devisiun

    Lacuna of Devisiun the quiet one (18+)

    Right. Anyway, no hard feelings here, I was being rude myself.
     
  10. Triage of Operation: BHS

    Triage of Operation: BHS Medical Officer |18+

    Haven't said anything to them. Not sure how you want me to proceed from here.
     
  11. Requiem

    Requiem Mechanical Monstrosity | 18+

    What's that mean what part of the timeline are you in?
    In the part I'm in Starscream the Eternally Sexy is leading Cybertron and Megatron was allowed to jack it in a court hearing and now everyone is being nice and I like that part but everything else is stupid.

    I always eat metal are you telling me I've been pregnant since I was constructed.
     
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  12. Lacuna of Devisiun

    Lacuna of Devisiun the quiet one (18+)

    I'm sorry, Requium. It's 10 girls.
     
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  13. Life Support of Iacon

    Life Support of Iacon Co-Captain, Autobot Rep, CMO | 18+

    That's the part I'm in - approximately. Suffice it to say that if you keep up with current events at all and you haven't heard about a large number of bots being mysteriously ill, certain essential metals having shortages, or the mysterious sparkling virus, you're not pregnant.
     
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  14. Curaverimus

    Curaverimus recipe medicinam | 18+

    Pulse: Okay I might have jacked some records and decided that's our new job because school's boring as slag and we know everything we gotta know from Ca- I mean Sire, since we've been around the clinic since forever. We're top of the class anyway.
    Suture: Yeah! I always get good marks!
    Puncture: -grumbles in agreement-
     
  15. Half Life

    Half Life Small Medic, Big Universe | 18+

    You'd think that's a joke but I've seen it happen in some particularly large frames.
     
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  16. Lacuna of Devisiun

    Lacuna of Devisiun the quiet one (18+)

    ...how do they get out.
     
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  17. Curaverimus

    Curaverimus recipe medicinam | 18+

    Chopper: Hey hey hey how fast are you?
    Curette: Generally? Surgery.
     
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  18. Cloudcrusher of Kalis

    Cloudcrusher of Kalis Bomb-Ass Therapist | 18+

    -he starts cackling-
    Might volunteer for that down the line, when we get there. That'd be about two-thirds of the sparklings the Cap'll want, I'm sure. Might be nice to get a bunch at once.
     
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  19. Life Support of Iacon

    Life Support of Iacon Co-Captain, Autobot Rep, CMO | 18+

    What- I- Sarge!

    ...ten would be enough. To start with. maybe more but only after a century or so.
     
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  20. Throttle

    Throttle No.

    -evenly- So you decide to make trouble in your gestalt form because you were bored. If you were so very eager for a job, you should have come back to the clinic. -gives Puncture a little yank for emphasis-
     
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