shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Marx, Sparticus, Mazdak?

 

[Chopper leans down for the helm-bump, while Pulse kneels in front of Throttle.]
Pulse: Sorry... We'll try to be better.

 

-he holds Jetski's hand and pulls him into a kiss-
I'm glad.

 

No.

 

Ah! I've got it!

Lacuna, Stentato, Refractor.

 

...Good. =]]

-kisses him back- <333

 

...
What gives you the idea I would name Sparklings after you or your sister? I'm fond of you but there is quite a list of mechs I'd sooner give that honor to.

 

-presses her helm to Pulse's for a long moment, then pulls back and nods-
You better.

 

I'm teasing.

Here's my serious guess...

Soundwave, Megatron, Starscream? I mean, Shockwave tried to eat the universe, so probably not him.

 

...........
who told you that.

 

Uh...

...established patterns of behavior on your part?

 

Pulse: We just wanna help! And occassionally wreck things a little.
Chopper: A lot!
Puncture: We have a score board-
Suture: -and Chopper always leads because she's mean
Curette: Hey I lead for a whole week last year!

 

... Am I really that predictable?

 

You're reliable and devoted! That's different!

 

Y'know, some Earth cultures think namin' a kid after someone still functionin' is bad luck.

 

Wow that's too bad for everyone who shares a name.

 

Wrecking is all very well, but remember it has to come separately from the medic work, or else it defeats the entire point. Remember? We had a discussion about this after you broke Sunsweeper.

 

'S the intention, I think, not the name itself. Somethin' about tryin' to imbue the kid with the spirit a' someone still livin' an' that spirit fightin' back.

 

Aw that's cute but you don't have to dress it up for me. I know my reputation, kid.

... So who will help me kill Megatron so I can name my kid after him?

 

Oh no no no no. We're not Eartens, are we? We're fine. Never say that again. Haha!