shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Yes.

 

I'm getting conflicting messages!

 

Cuter. Not prettier.

 

In that case, how 'bout we supplement the ship budget when we hit that space station? Bet between us we could clean up.

-he laughs-
If you want it an' Captain Nichrome wants to play with it, between us we can make it happen.

 

-Mina half laughs shaking her head and holding up both hands, palms out- Nonono, ve iz NOT doink dot again. Hy like both ov hyu zo hy´d prefer hyu both alive und not tryink to step on me.

 

Acceptable!

What's your alt, if it's not rude to ask?

 

...apologies, should have appended a "not serious" marker. Just griping. Well aware the things I like about Life Support are parts of his actual personality, did not actually mean Life Support should change integral parts of his being to suit someone else's whims.

 

...I really want it.

I've wanted a pair of knives like that for... 50 years! At least!

 

*facepalms* *groans*

You're the one that brought up the fish, not me.

And I'm not even a fish. I'm a genie. I think and use words and when I swim, it's usually in a swimming pool. And I don't fuck fish. Don't wanna either.

 

...someone is conspiring to make my life aboard even more busy, aren't they? I'm seeing so many Autobot troublemakers in my future.

 

Deep sea ocean exploration vehicle built with the express purpose of finding and collecting energon in inaccessible ocean environments.

Oh okay good.
Some fish think and use words.
So tiny.

HI I'm prettier than you.

 

-he blushes over the top of his mask-
Oh, I should have realized. Thank you.

 

Pfffff, Sil's too sweet t'squish a medic friend. An' pits know I ain't no kinna coor'inated when I'm flat on my aft watchin' stars as don't exist. Yer plenny safe.

 

A great number of people are prettier than me. I'm not surprised.

 

Then, if Captain Nichrome's willin', an' she's said she is, we'll make it happen.

 

They do?

Huh.

I guess I just haven't met those fish yet. *sheepish smile*

 

YOU THINK I'M PRETTY?
Wow so many friendly bots, most of the time people try to beat me up when I say things like that.
Then I am forced to defend myself.
(Forced ha ha no I just fragging kill them because it's funny.)

I like you.

The universe is big and I find organics confusing. Fish organics make more sense because I know the big singing ones are smart.

But unless you like to go very far under water I don't think you'd meet those fish. They tend to be so deep that I have to use lights to see.

 

...tone markers mean things, should not have used one rather than both. Not Life Support's fault.

 

Big singing ones? You mean, like, whales?

 

Yep! They're the best at singing.