shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Might could do.
-he grins-

 

*bitterly* *under his breath* She always manages to be better than me...

 

Don't go easy on me when we do, CC!

I totally do. Who're you talking about?

 

*sighs* Not you. And not something happening here.

 

Sigh sigh smirk smirk. Is that all you do?

 

We'll see, darlin'. We'll see. Not used to ground combat, might be rusty. Should be fun.

 

Yeah, I'd say I'm a balanced breakfast of angst and smugness.

 

Fair enough!

 

Then I guess we'll see... whenever this actually happens, hee.

 

...please tell me th1s 1s not about the lady of the house, Norm.

 

... well, the 'she' I was originally referring to was actually Qihanna, so, no... it wasn't.

And it's 'cause, like, Qihanna, she has the... something... necessary to break it up with Sev herself, now that she is sure that Sev is with, will be with Ford and Valiska. And me, well, Sev's not even interested in me, and yet... I keep desperately clinging to how much I want him to be.

*sighs* If I thought I had a chance at him, I don't think I'd have been able to give it up like that. Like she did. For anyone.

 

Oh.

*th1nks about th1s*

She calls Val1ska "Maha'Val1" wh1ch 1s bas1cally l1ke call1ng her 'my mother but not my mother'.

Mammals have that we1rd 1ncest taboo that somet1mes gets extended to people they're not even really related to.

Plus 1 th1nk she saw that com1ng.

 

*laughs sheepishly* ... well, I knew about incest before. Still... I don't think it's an idea I ever thought about in relation to myself. Hard to, honestly, when my parents are probably up in some higher dimension and I dunno whether I have siblings and just yeah... it's almost as alien to me as it is to you.

 

R1ght but 1f Val1ska 1s her mom then she can't date her mom's ... whatever they are. Can you even have two matespr1ts?

 

*rolls his eyes* *fond chuckle* Yes, Luck, you can totally have two matesprites.

 

*shrugs*

Not on Altern1a. 1 d1d th1nk Sev was mostly 1nto females but mostly just because most mammals seem to prefer one or the other...

 

*grins* Yeah, I know. But it still surprises me sometimes, seeing how much of a culture shock polymatespriteship is for you.

 

And quadrant blurr1ng, wh1ch Stanford Hotass P1nes and h1s D1sc1ple are the WORST for. He was supposed to be her mo1ra1l!

 

Quadrant blurring, huh?

Well, it sounds like you're doing person blurring!

 

Oh?

Sev was supposed to be Lady Val1ska's mo1ra1l.