shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

1 dont N33D a r34son to b3, 1 just 4M. prob4bly b3c4us3 th3 un1vw3rs3 couldnt st4nd go1ng on3 mor3 mom3nt vw1th the cool c4t th4t 1s crotul4spr1t3 3x1st1ng 4p4rt from...

(1ts3lf?? 3urgh, no, 1m not TH4T gross.)

...th3ms3lf!! 1 m34n, ch3ck m3 th3 FUCK out. 1s 1t hot 1n h3r3 or 1s 1t just M3???? *They do a dramatic mulletflip.*

 

Nope! Now I wanna play with vibrating blades. Electricity is boring.

That! I said I'd do it and I want to do it, so you'll get those knives, Lacuna. I can get the cash myself, but having CC as back up will be such a relief for people who don't know I'm simply the best there is at gambling.

I'm sorry that is adorable. Fifty years. You will have them soon if you ask me in actual real space.

Damn straight we will.

 

[Five giant robots sneak back into the liminal space]
Suture: If you are hot that is probably a sign that your internal temperature is running a tad high!
Curette: Do you require assistance with that?
Puncture: We could install a few extra fans-
Chopper: Real quick fix!
Pulse: And we work for special offer lowered prizes right now too.

 

Looks pretty gross to me - or wait, maybe it's your personality I'm looking at! Your totally unspiffy, asshole personality!

 

I'm LIQUID COOLED.

 

Oh, is that so, darlin'? Bet's still on an' the jury's still out on that one.
-he grins-

 

Pulse: Were we talking to you? I don't think so. And we can fix that kind of stuff soon. Fluid Coolant systems are up next semester but it can't be that difficult.

 

-she grins back-
Well only way to get this cleared up seems to be actualyl getting to that station.

 

Yes please, I hate my current job a lot more than I hate the idea of being on some lovey dovey feel good cross faction diplomacy garbage freighter

 

MY LIQUID COOLING HAS NO PROBLEMS.
I was just sharing.

 

Pulse: ... why are you wasting our time with non essential information?
Puncture: We have to get things done here.
Chopper: ... before Caer comes back.
Curette: We have to leave when Caer comes.
Suture: Sorry~

 

I promise it's a lot easier once you know what you're doing. Please either wait for the class or get lessons from a medic who's worked with internal cooling systems, fluid coolant is important and messing it up can have serious consequences for the patient.

 

>:'(

BECAUSE I WANTED TO SHARE
Liquid cooling is FAR SUPERIOR.
Mostly because underwater fans don't work and will mess up movement. Fans kicking on while underwater can send you spinning.

 

Suture: Well we did say "soon".
Curette: Not right now!
Puncture: Even if we'd want to
Chopper: We're trying to be better!

 

Chopper: SPINNING IS SO MUCH FUN
Puncture: NO IT'S NOT!
Pulse: LADIES! Stop squabbling. Chopper we talked about that you're forbidden from spinning while carrying any of your sisters.

 

I'm telling.

 

Dude spinning is the most fun come on come on come on--

[Bit leaps into the air, shifts into a flattish disc with four rotors, and starts flying in small, tight circles by Chopper.]

 

n4h, n4h, 1 m34n S3XY. 84NG1NG. th3 k1nd4 c4t vwho m4k3z th3 oth3rz DROOL!!!

 

Puncture: WOW you are SUCH a spoilsport.

Chopper: Aaaaaaahhhh!!! You look almost like Whirlybird! Can you go faster? I BET YOU CAN GO FASTER!

Suture: ... I thought organics only salivate to help with digestion?
Curette: Maybe this one has a cannibalistic mating ritual.
Suture: Ah! Like an eartan praying mantis you mean?
Curette: YEAH! But it doesn't look like an insect...
Pulse: Are you seriously trying to figure out why the creep would talk about spit?

 

I BET I CAN ALSO WHO'S WHIRLYBIRD
[Bit continues circling, rotors whining as she speeds up; her flight path starts wobbling.]