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Yeah. Still telling.

 

Certain organic cultures view salivation as an expression of desire. In this context, most likely sexual desire.

 

h3ll y34h. zz>;D

 

The confirmation is appreciated, but in the interests of honesty I should likely let Crotula know I'm not at all attracted to... them?

 

Chopper: FASTER FASTER FASTER!!!! And Whirlybird is our sister! Um. Our other sister. As in she's one of the siblings that's not part of the combiner! We have so many siblings!

Puncture: Uh-huh and who will you tell to? You don't even know who my Caer and Sire are I bet!

Suture: That. Is so weird.

Curette: That is soooooooo weird.

 

Half-Life and various bots of unknown designation. Half-Life is the only one that I gotta tell. Throttle too, maybe. Not sure. Probably parental figure of some kind, noted as only one who got proper reaction from combiner set.

Not deaf. Not blind. Not stupid.

 

Uhhhh whoa dude I don't think--

[In attempting to speed up further, Bit spins out, flips over several times, and crashes.]

....ow. Whoops. Fffff-- okay, okay, that was... not the best landing. [She shifts to a quadrupedal, vaguely insectoid form, but doesn't try to stand.] ...hang on, kinna feel like I'm gonna purge, gimme a klik.

 

Puncture: Y'don't gotta be deaf or blind or stupid to not be listening. You've probably got better things to do than figure out who our parents are. We could step on you you knooooow.

Chopper: OH SLAG SORRY!!!! SORRY SORRY SORRY Should we fix it?

 

Fix what, bein' dizzy? Nah, just gonna. Not move for a bit here. [She shakes her head, pulls a face as she realizes she shouldn't have done that.]

...I gotta work on that, yeesh. Wonder if it was a turn radius thing or a turbulence thing, I think I've done tighter circles with wings? Real wings, I mean, not rotors.

 

Chopper: Ehhhhh I wouldn't know Sunsweeper can't turn so tight but can fly REALLY high and Starglide can spiral really neatly downwards because she's super light and skinny and Whirlybird can hover and easily fly in all directions at a moments notice but I go THE FASTEST! Because I have to bring my sisters to emergency sites SUPER QUICK!

 

Ohhhhh, Chopper's a transport? Cool!

Yeah I dunno, Sil's really great at changing directions so I copied their wings for a while but I don't think we've done spiral patterns! (Sil, Sil, Siiiiillll teach me spirals!) And flying's kinda useless on our planet anyway unless you got the best reflexes, too many trees! Really fun though c:

 

We can practice spirals when you're done making friends, little bit. When you're not so dizzy, too.

 

Gooooood cycle, everyone!

 

good evening chilllllldren,
this is haiku of earworms.
walk without rhythm.

good news everyone!
you can hear this poem in
the sound of my voice!

 

@Pearl (the Crystal Gem)

You're such an amazing dancer! I'm just learning, but you're probably as good as Burlesque at the kind of dancing you do! Can you show me some stuff?

 

Curette: COMBINER
Suture: P-HEAD P-HEAD P-HEAD, AN ALIEN COMBINER
Chopper: ARE THEY A GESTALT TOO?
Puncture: why are they dancing?
Suture: WE SHOULD DANCE WHEN COMBINING AS WELL!
Pulse: Absolutely no way.

 

[The quadruplets excitedly chatter all throughout the video]
Pulse: QUIET you bouncy bunch of hooligans. Sorry, Missy. Lacuna was it? Why's there only two of em? Aren't combiners s'posed to be teams of five everytime? And besides-
Chopper: THAT STILL DOESN'T EXPLAIN WHY THEY'RE DANCING!

 

It's a show from Eart! They're fictional there... but not here, I guess. Anyway, their species can combine in any combination just through emotional bonds and dancing. It's cool!