shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

-uses his superior size to pull everyone closer into him, noofing each of the other three with solemn affection (biggest noofs for Iancu, ofc)-

 

Yaz, hy em! -returns noofs, noofs Mirrors and @Norm the Genie for good measure-

 

-purrs rumblingly, and apparently falls asleep.-

 

*cuddles closer to the jaegers* *tries to imitate noofing 'cause he doesn't wanna be the only one not initiating any and fails 'cause he lacks the equipment for it*

 

(Oh noooo, poor Norm!)

... hyu gonna tek de troth, den?

 

(yes. oh, how he tries...)

Well, no... I was just trying to be affectionate with you guys there. Just, well, it appears the thing you're doing is a thing I lack the equipment for. *laughs* What exactly is that thing, anyway? I know it leaves me scented like you guys, which is nice.

 

-props his chin comfortably on Norm's head- Ehh... peck-markink. -sounds almost a little embarrassed about it-

 

*smiles softly* Well, I've never had a pack before. I like it.

 

De troth? Iz ... mrr, de thing ver hyu join der Heterodyne army und den get all furry!

Or skehly. Or blue.

 

No, I've heard about the broth. I was asking about the pack-marking, which Mirrors actually just explained to me, so...

 

-snort-laughs- Not de 'broth', de troth. De Jagertroth. Ven hyu svears hyu eternal al-ee-jance to der Heterodynes!

 

So, did you guys did pack mark me into their army? *frowns* *gets up* Yeah, I'm not signing up for that.

 

Vy not?

 

...-blinks at him in absolute confusion, and then bursts out into howls of laughter-

 

No ve deedn´t. Dot teks a lot more. markink hyu chust meens we likez hyu. -smacks Mirrors and Iancu- schtop schkarink heem!

 

Well, first off, no drafting me into any armies without my consent. And no, fucking and cuddling me is not consent for that. And secondly, the army's not my thing and I don't know your Masters well enough to be sure about making such a commitment to them.

@The Jaeger Mirrors Hey, this is serious, here!

@Cosmina Kastellan You sure it's just that?

 

-laughs so hard he cries, literally thumping the ground with his free hand-

 

Don't. Please don't.

 

-wipes his eyes, still grinning hugely- Mina iz right! Hyu iz safe! Iz chust dat hy likes hyu!

 

@Norm the Genie Yaz hy em shore. Deez eediot iz chust beink jerkz. Hy swear on mine hat.