shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

You know, if there is a god, they're not that threatened by your threats, right?

'Cause, well, they're a god and you haven't shown that you have a way to destroy them. All you've shown is that you wanna.

 

I have killed planets.
Gods can't be that much harder.

 

(pipes up)
To semi-quote Arha Ford and Maha'Valiska, if you can kill it, it ain't a god.

Which, amusingly, would mean our god-empress isn't actually divine.

 

Well, I guess that settles any debate on the Primes!

 

Too bad Rillyeneth isn't here, I think she was actually physically present for the death of the creative pantheon of her home universe.
But the one who killed them was another god, so...
(Kite shrugs)
They can bend the rules, so probably about that kinda thing as well.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.

 

THAT IS THE BEST WAY TO SETTLE DEBATE!

 

...Wait, there's still people out and about who consider the Primes to be divine...?

The notion of Primus being dead and therefore not a god is hilarious enough, but that takes the quadruple-distilled enjex bottle.

 

PAH! Fools! Of course a god can be killed! I have killed several just this week!

 

...well. Certain sources claim Primus became Cybertron itself, so if Nichrome can kill planets...

 

*squees*

 

Yes! Praise me! I have arrived! Somebody bring me a drink!

 

TELL ME ALL YOUR SECRETS!!!!!

 

Why...

WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?!

 

I WANT TO KNOW HOW TO COMMIT DEICIDE!

 

Ha! You only need to punch hard enough! Now get me a drink, servant!

 

IT'S THAT EASY?!?! REALLY?!?!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!

 

Nobody here is your servant, Pee Ass!

 

8UUURRRRRRRNNNNN!!!!

 

HA! That was funny!

 

... you took it better than I thought you would...