shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Potty humor, the unifying characteristic of toddlers and fratboys.

 

Does that make you...

A PEENIE???

 

*groans* Why does this always happen when I do potty humour? And why haven't I stopped yet?

 

ANYWAY. Burt is my servant because I have answered his question!

 

Psst, Stasja, should we tell Burt that's not how contracts work, or...?

 

...Nah. Pass the popcorn.

 

ASK ME A QUESTION THEN!

 

NO! I am no fool! Ahahahaha!

 

And Pee, don't you dare answer my question! Ever! It was rhetorical, and I've had more than enough of being a servant!

 

See?

 

Call me Aesma!

 

No.

 

Yes!!! Don't you know that jokes get stale, peenie?

 

Yeah, I know. But sometimes making a stale joke is worth it.

And now you're my servant. Hah!

 

Naw, that's not how it works.

Besides! I am already the disciple of YISUN! The favorite disciple!

 

SO I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! YIPPEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

 

Next time I'm getting a contract written up, Burt!

 

AND ANCIENT PLAYWRIGHTS.

KNOWING WHAT I KNOW NOW... I THINK THERE WERE A LOT MORE GROSS JOKES IN THOSE PLAYS THAN ANYBODY EVER MENTIONED.

(DO YOU THINK THE TEACHERS KNEW?)

 

WHAT?!
Hello, I am here. I, the most important one here is here. Here is where I am, being here that here is here.

Spoiler: (Pretty much like this. It's a gif.)

 

YOU!!!!

You look AMAZING! Rejoice, for you have been praised by Aesma, Master of Want, Greed, and Aspiration, Beloved of YISUN, Too-Damn-Fool-To-Be-Legally-Charged-With-A-Crime!