shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

@Kite from the library Kite, where do you keep finding these people?

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!
YES I AM AMAZING. THE BEST. YOU ARE ALSO AMAZING? FOR THINKING I AM AMAZING.

 

You are correct! I am amazing! That is what my mommydaddy tells me!

 

By being places and talking with people, just like you tried to teach me after I had already spent a few centuries floating around space.

 

I do not have one of those :(
I was left in the ocean and then decided I hated that so I ATE SOMEONE and then felt a little bad and then kept doing it and here I am!
Alive!
BEST RESULT.

 

Contrary to popular opinion, sitting in the physical part of the decentralized information hub whenever you're not excavating books does not count as "going out and getting to know your neighbours".

 

*smirks* Yep. And I'm glad you've got my back.

(Probably. *laughs* But admitting it, that would've ruined their pretentious, learned, stuffy adult image. Made all the other pretentious, learned, stuffy adults lose their respect for them. People have got a lot invested in being as stuffy and boring and conventional as possible.)

 

Psh, who cares. Everyone knows where to find me, or the knowledge they're looking for, information broker.
And here I thought you'd feel right at home here, from all the stories you used to tell about the engineering student dorms.

 

How undoubtly regretful then that the poet in question did not dwell among the living to exlaim "case in point" anymore.

 

There's frats and there's frats.

 

But you do have a motherfather, do you not? YISUN is everything! If you exist, you are their child! Rejoice! YISUN is your motherfather, even though they love me the best!

 

...So you miss the intellectuals?

 

*laughs* That sounds way too close to "motherfucker."

 

DON'T talk about my mommydaddy that way!

 

I'll talk about your mommydaddy any way I want!

 

-Aesma picks up the SPR2, causing everything to tilt.-

RAAAAAH! SHUT UP!

 

[a ceiling tile falls from the immeasurable heights and shatters against the standing surface.]

see, this is what happens when we don't keep up a regularly scheduled maintenance. random passing deities start treating existence like a pinball machine, and then there goes the neighborhood.

 

no, it's fiiiiine

 

Apologize, you pissdog! Farts roil from your mouth!

 

-hooks claws into floor and hisses and growls-