shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

You sure that's all? 'Cause I'd hate to find myself in a job I didn't even sign up for. I've had enough of that for a lifetime.

@Cosmina Kastellan Your... hat?

 

Hatz iz verra importent to jägerkin! Und no reelly, signink op for der jägerz tek a heterodyne for vun. Und dere iz none here.

 

-catches his breath sufficiently from the laughing fit to sound mildly offended- Hey, hy told hyu. Beink Jagerkin iz en honour, bot alzo a choize.

 

Who said something about there being no Heterodynes?

 

Hy vozn't tryink to be e jerk! Hy vos just askink! He vould be e goot jaeger.

 

*sighs* Thank God.

You guys can pack mark me all you want, then. *smiles softly*

 

-... sniffs questioningly??????-

... deed der masterz hev a seekrit harem?

 

(@Cosmina Kastellan FYI this particular Iancu is from RP timeline, a couple months after hooking up with Mirrors, prolly.)

 

Er, thanks, but... yeah, no. Not doing it.

 

-purrs and nuzzles-

Bot vy not?

 

Meestress Stela, hoy!
@Iancu Albescu Uh...hy teeenk time hez gone a leetle fonny here. She iz e heterodyne ennyvey.

 

... eez she Roman? -cocks head-

 

Not efferyvun iz made to be e soldier Iancu.

 

-puts her hands on her hips- Well, I'm hurt. A Jager can't tell a full-blooded Heterodyne when they smell one? Also, I know you! Iancu! You're Mina's friend!

...Oh! That explains it! From the past, are you? Hello!

 

Hy dun tink zo? Meestress, iz hyu roman?

 

*nuzzles him back*

I've already gone over that. More than once, I think. *sighs* You're not mad at me, though, for not being as into the Jaeger life as you all are, right? I do like you guys. Just... as @Cosmina Kastellan just said, well, I don't think I could be a soldier.

 

...I'm not Roman. I was born in the Castle, Mina, come on.

 

* If you guys came here expecting a simple consistent timeline...
* Boy.
* You really came to the wrong place.

 

Hyu iz not fierze enuff to be a Jager. -nods solemnly-

 

Hyu could schtill be roman! Und vatch dot flower meestress, eet shoot nesty bulletz.