shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*falling sideways through space*
I LIKED REQUIEM FIRST HE LIKES ME MORE THAN YOU YOU STUPID FLESHLING

 

Fleshing? FLESHLING?

-She shakes the SPR2-

 

*is shook*

 

NOT ALL NON-ROBOTS HAVE FLESH, YOU KNOW.

PLEASE STOP SHAKING THE UNIVERSE??? IT'S MAKING ME QUEASY.

 

*clings to the floor with a vicelike grip*
I'd. Rather. Not. Explode. Today. Please. Set existance. Down again.

 

I CAN CALL YOU SOMETHING ELSE IF YOU'D PREFER?
SQUISHY?
ABHORRENT?
ETHEREAL BEING MASQUERADING FOR ORGANIC THAT I AM FIGHT WITH IS A BIT LONG AND UNWIELDY AS A NICKNAME

 

NOT UNTIL THE PISSDOG APOLOGIZES!

 

I'M SORRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Oh no, you're great, I'm mad at Norb.

 

Aperture Science Testing requires that gravity remain constant for testing procedures. Please apologize, PissDog.

Failing that... We can supply VELCRO SUITS for any parties interested in remaining secured to a single surface for the duration of this shaking.

 

My name is Norm. Not Norb. That just sounds stupid.

 

Are you an orb?

 

Nope. I am a totally non-spherical genie.

 

Borm.

PISSDOG!

 

That. That doesn't sound any smarter.

 

So would you say that you are... Not an ORB?

It sounds like a perfectly appropriate nomenclature to me. N.ORB.

 

PISS! DOG! PISS! DOG! PISS! DOG!

 

I guess, maybe it is appropriate nomenclature, but... it still sounds silly. And it's still not my name.

 

Spoiler: portal and undertale

((I'm suddenly appreciating the fact that I play not one, but two abominations of science where people were killed against their will and reanimated in a way such that they no longer felt the emotions their living selves had.))