shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

No for that you want @Jade Harley and we were not having sex with her! We know her grandfather!

She was having a sleepover last night anyway with @Star Butterfly!

 

For that I'm afraid you would have to go to Ancient Greece or Rome, or to a college campus that's putting them on.

 

TAKE ME!

 

...I'm good, but I'm not that good. Any time travellers around?

 

TAKE ME TAKE ME TAKE ME.

 

Curses! The changes to this dimension's physics have thrusted me from my chariot and caused my girth to penetrate the ground.

My head is now trapped between the tight walls of the earth, and I cannot free it no matter how I attempt to tug and jerk it off!

Maralagidyne! *A muffled explosion occurs beneath the ground, and the dirt around Mara glows green for a moment*

*Its tentacles thrash around wildly as it attempts to free itself*

 

*taunts the goldfish by tapping her lacquered nails on the side of the tank and showing it all of her little sharp teeth*

 

There are only two reasons, little goldfish, why I'm not eating you up like a snack! And they are my kits. You don't get to be that close to them.

 

HEY NO don't eat my fish!

 

Also I'm probably going to get bored and he'll slip out eventually. Dunno if you WANT him inside you for that!

 

Your fish was very cruel to my husband. And our adopted son and daughters.

*whispers* I'm not going to eat him but he doesn't need to know that!

And ew, no, I don't ever want Bill inside me! I just think it would be fun if someone turned him into shit!

 

-She snaps her fingers, and instead of the fishtank, there's... well, you know.-

GRANTED. Now take me to a play.

 

*sighs, does the pathworking, still grinning though*

Okay, follow me right through here. Do you have a translator?

 

I don't think any sort of transformation would be required for him to become shit, though.

 

What's that?

 

Will you be able to understand the play?

Lise, Sev, apparently we're going to a play.

 

Yeah, I'll be fine!

 

DID YOU KNOW I created humans? You funny people were my best mistake!

 

Oh, wait. *slaps forehead*

Of course! This is the mindscape. We can all watch the versions of "Lysistrata" and "The Frogs" that I watched in college!

The Backupsmore classics department made up for what it lacked in skill in enthusiasm!

*projects his entire memory of watching these plays to the rave for @Pree Aesma*

 

-She settles down to watch intently, surprisingly calm.-