shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

'nice' to see you TOO, 'pal'. dont think i havwent forgotten about that little stunt you pulled.

look, i sawv vwhat they do to corpses in there, i didnt vwanna risk one of them being me.

 

A weapon that speaks?

 

How have you failed to notice that we do not like you?

 

so just because you dont like me, its ok to trap me forevwer in a hellscape full of people that i get the sense you vwould object to evwen MORE than you object to me? great logic.

nowv help me get some authentic human hair gel. they took all of mine.

 

Can someone please close the tear in spacetime he escaped from?

With great haste I imagine, so as to prevent any of those unspeakable horrors from escaping.

 

WHY? It'd be FUNNY.

 

*laughs* Now, why do you think we'll get you the hair gel you just demanded?

We don't like you and you have no authority over us, so it suck it, Cro!

 

That wvas vwery impolite of you, my canon self. Wve vwere only attempting to kill you.

 

Shoot. Looks like one managed to get out, already.

 

Shut up, you small-dicked pissants! I'm watching a play!

 

Look, when I got trapped in a hellscape, it was because someone I trusted and loved betrayed me.

You're just an idiot who fucked up with the sole motivation of trying to piss me off when I was trying to help you avoid getting assfucked into the suppurating bowels of the multiverse.

 

A joyous occasion. I lovwe myself a good play. Vwhere did I put my monocle?

 

Yeah.... you're a few hundred pages late. We ran out of funding for fourth wall repairs subjective ages ago.

 

Fuck off!

 

Deadpool can penetrate me anytime. ;)

 

Whatever pity I may have held for you I've long since lost. Through no fault of my own, mind you. That? That was entirely your doing.

 

Hey! Genie- NORM! Who is this fucker?

 

Wvho are vwe vwatching? Troll George Bernard Shavw? Troll Oscar Wvilde?

My dear vwoman! I am alvways open to encounters of the spades vwariety, but there is truly no such need for such vwulgar language, svweetspades.

 

Piss in your asshole! I use the language I WANT!

 

Cronus Ampora. Worst troll ever.