shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Novw novw, there is no need for such vwulgar language.

 

It is vwery unladylike.

 

-She snaps her fingers in an attempt to shut him up.-

 

*Muffled vwictorian era mansplaining on proper etiquette*

 

-Aesma rips a chunk of the aether out of the floor and shoves it in his mouth.-

Suck on it like you would my dick, and leave me be!

 

*makes sevweral indignant gestures and expressions before begrudgingly taking out a monocle and attempting to vwatch the play from afar*

 

Who fucking cares?

 

The last time someone tried to get me to be ladylike, they told me a woman submits to her husband without question and in turn he teaches her. HA!

 

*Nods approvwingly*

 

Fuck entirely all of that.

 

Anyway! Then my beautiful man rampaged across all creation, destroyed the temple, and fought the gods. If only he hadn't treated me so badly...

Ugh. FEELINGS ARE STUPID.

 

Well, that's ass-backwards. *winks*

 

When you walk into a room and there's a lull in conversation, do you ever worry that everyone was talking about how to kill you?

 

More often than I'd like, honestly.

 

Like... maybe they were like, 'wow, we really hate that guy. We could jump him if he walks into here. We could break into his room and smash his brain in. We could poison his energon. We could rip off his limbs and let him bleed out. We could lock him in and starve him. We could stab his brain through his optics. We could-'

And then like. What if you walked in just after they voted. How would you know?

 

its not a vworry so much as objectivwe fact. EVWERYONE is plotting against me, im just nice enough that i dont bring it up and make them look stupid.

 

Is that how you died?

 

Trinity, yes. That lack of knowledge is the worst part of it, I think. Leaves you tense.

 

the most recent time? yes.