shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

There's only one person I really, uh. Trust, you know?

 

I'm hardly plotting against you. I simply despise you.

 

That...Is a feeling I know perhaps more than I feel comfortable with.

 

So what do you do about it?

 

Ah...

 

...you too, huh.

Lacuna helps, when she can.

 

thats exactly vwhat someone vwho vwas plotting against me vwould say. howv dumb do you think i am?

 

Mmm. It's a difficult thing, yes. Getting help is difficult as well. Accepting it rather.

 

Dumber than I am. Which says quite a bit about how lowly I view you.

 

*He activwates a vwirus vwermis from vwithin his heart, removwing the muffle status effect and restoring his ability to speak*

I vwould imagine that you are as dumb as me, since you are another vwersion of me. Perhaps dumber, since I am a vwery classy riftdvweller, and you are most certainly not.

I think that I vwould be the only one vwho is plotting against you nowv, besides Genie obvwiously.

 

VWOWV, does anyone else hear that? they obvwiously dont because theres NOTHING THERE. just the vwind. im the only cronus here.

 

If people weren't plotting to kill me I might miss it.

 

You'd miss it? God how?

 

Life would be just so boring and predictable.

 

And here I thought you were less intimidating and confusing than my Jame. Which is a strange sounding thing to say. I'm not sure how else to word what she is though.

 

I haven't had many constants in my life. Being wanted dead is one of a really small number of home-feeling things.

 

That just makes you more confusing, frankly. The lack of constancy is why I'd be fine with the lack of attempts on my life.

 

I don't like having time to think.

 

Must you ruin everything? Even my dreams of a peaceful life?

 

How am I ruining your dreams? We're not even from the same version of our story.