shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

JUST AWFUL
JUST LIKE S O M E O N E I WILL ONLY KISS WITH THE NUZZLE OF A BLASTER ANYMORE
PUCKER UP GLITCHFRAGGER HERE COMES THE OVERLOAD

 

OK

YEAH?

I SEE...

You stop that.

 

-optic twitches-
make me

 

DON'T TEST ME I'LL SURPRISE YOU
I'M LIKE A WILD ANIMAL YOU CAN'T EXPECT ANYTHING!

 

What sort of animal?

 

A SQUID OR MAYBE WHALE OF THE MEAT EATING VARIETY

 

m a k e
m e

 

But I know what to expect from those. Animals aren't mindless, idiots just think they are. You and me know better.

 

DON'T MAKE ME mash my face plate right into your face plate!!!!!

YES WELL...

 

I do not think you are mindless, or emotionless, or that you do things without reason. :)

Can you tell me about the organics where you are from?

 

I said that to sound scary I AM SCARY

TECHNICALLY I am from Cybertron but I do not know much about the surface there, only the water planet I was on. Lots of little fish, some glowed, some didn't. Warm water had bird things.

 

don'ttouchmedon'ttouchmedon'ttouchmedon'ttouchme

 

You are scary when you want to be. So am I.

Do you have pictures? Do you want me to show you pictures of some of the aquatic ecosystems I've studied?

 

THEN STOP.
DEEP VENT
PUNCH THE WALL
MAKES ME FEEL BETTER
Or just
Just.

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESSS

 

Was that a yes to both, the first question, or the second question?

 

YES

 

I can't parse this. Please be more literal.

 

just what?

also move half a foot to the left. please.

 

????
YES TO BOTH. YES.

 

Excellent! Let me go find the data slugs I need.