shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Just.
And why.

What if I moved to the RIGHT? WHAT IF?!

 

well then you and iridium and I wouldn't be at a right angle and also your coordinates wouldn't be 69:420 and I thought that'D AMUSE YOU BUT OKAY

 

*Takes a moment... Processing...*

*Starts cackling*

YES YES OK

*moves. Hell yes.*

 

*smug grin. This pleases Scanner. The world is in beautiful symmetry right now*

 

I had a friend who used to turn into a giant data slug. His name was Record. Perfect memory due to his alt-mode.

 

Yeah? I KNEW A GUY ONCE.
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That's it.
That's the joke.

 

That was a joke?

 

yes one of those uncomfortable ones where everyone laughs a little and then leaves me alone.

 

Why?

 

The punchline is that I don't understand normal people! Or that I don't have friends.
I'm not acually sure what the punchline is.

 

Oh.

...I'm not sure we can properly classify that as a joke. Especially since one key point is no longer true.

 

But. It makes people laugh! Jokes make people laugh. That means it's a joke.
Jokes don't have to be true to make people laugh

 

I suppose.

You have friends now, though.

 

... That statement is more than debatable in your continuity. In the one where I hang out with the tiny medic maaaaaaybe you are right. Maybe.

 

I was under the impression Requium was your friend?

 

I am sorry, Refractor; my intention was never to hurt you.

 

look sweetspark I only pretend I'm dumb as a pile of bricks for laughs I do realize I like him more than he likes me and that we barely know eachother like what ten minutes?
Friendship starts after you spent 2000 years with no one but the other for company in aftfrag nowhere. Everything before that is like a crush. A friendship crush. A Crushship? A friendcrush.

 

Oh.

 

Oh no, I don't have any friends.

 

Scanner's idea of friendship is not universal. Iridium can set whatever personal standards she wishes for her own friendships.