shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Y-yes it's good to h-have a Mistress that gives a lot of orders and looks out for you!

 

Spoiler: * It's been long enough, you DO get what spoiler tags are for, right?

* Well...
* Since the other Flowey isn't around to give this speech...
* I was made to be a vessel to hold human souls.
* As I'm neither human nor monster, but physical like humans are...
* My creator hoped I could hold DETERMINATION and SOULS, and absorb souls until I was strong enough to destroy the barrier.
* Little did she know that I wasn't like the other flowers!
* Really.
* If she'd used ANY of the others...
* Maybe things would have gone like she planned.

 

It means I'm suspicious of anybody that goes by 'Master.' Or 'Mistress,' for that matter.

And you seemed interested in my ass, so...

@Call Me Lavender Girl, no, it is not. It is the very opposite of good.

 

From a biological point of view, thank you so very much. I'm not quite THAT easy!
As for the title! That's because of my family line, thank you. My name is Stela!

 

@Your best friend
...-eyes light up- That is very interesting! I wonder how that was done...

 

Nothing wrong with being easy, dame. Really.

Still means you've got people who have to obey you, so...

 

...Waaait! Wait! This is about the Jagers, isn't it! -bristles immediately-

 

B-but I'm nothing without Amethyst...

 

Yeah. Yeah. It is. They call you Master, they're loyal to you, they dedicated their lives to service to you. And for a moment there, I thought they were trying to make me one of them. So, yeah, I wanna know if you deserve them. 'Cause they're awesome and nice and I don't want them to get hurt.

@Call Me Lavender I'm sure you can be much more without her than with her, actually. And that must be a different Amethyst than the one I met. She doesn't seem chill with slavery, the one I saw.

 

... -pauses, tilts her head, and then abruptly un-bristles and laughs- I had a baby with a Jager. Does that prove I don't see them as second-class, at least?

 

People've fucked people they didn't respect before, so I'm gonna need more than that, lady.

 

Charming! -wrinkles her nose- Who are you to demand I prove myself anyway? A construct with a grudge?

 

That's what Pearls are. Do you intend to foster irritation and discontent everywhere you go?

[Reciprocates the smile. Imitating the facial configurations of biological lifeforms often creates feelings of connection. A useful means of working into their trust.]

Greetings to you as well. I've heard a small amount about the capabilities of "sparks" and I've grown intrigued by the powers. Are they... exaggerating out of fondness and loyalty? Reality warping is... a very impressive skillset.

[A very dangerous power in the hands of potential foes.]

 

There are a lot of Amethysts. My Mistress is the strongest though. And the wisest. And I am nothing but a Pearl. An Ornament. Please don't place expectations on me I can't possibly meet.

 

A genie that doesn't want his Jaeger friends or fuckbuddies or whatever to get hurt, that's what.

*scoffs* Really? That may be how you use them but I doubt it's what they are.

And well, no, I don't intend to. Everyone just keeps on doing things that get on my nerves, that's all.

 

Well, okay, fair point, don't wanna overwhelm you, but I still don't think being an ornament is that great.

 

Why would I hurt them for the Dyne's sake? Jagers babysat me! My great-grandfather was practically married to one! The father of my child is one! Jagers are my friends!

-blushes- Oh, we don't always break the laws of nature! Only sometimes.

 

*with tears in her eyes*
B-b-but t-that's a-all I-i c-can do!

 

'Fish are friends, not food,' huh? You sure you're that type of shark?

Uh, don't cry. Don't cry.

Oh, no, I've made her cry! But... what I was saying was true and I don't wanna just lie to her, not about that. Like, 'oh yes, Lavender, it is totally ~just~ that you're a slave. Being an ornament really is all that you can do. Pearls really are what Greeny said they are.' Bleh, no. Not saying that.

 

*bawls loudly*