shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

THIS ONE HAS BEEN BROKEN FOR A WHILE

*shakes the, now bleeding energon, limp tentacle*

TRASH JUST TO BE EATEN!
DOCTORS WON'T WORK ON ME
so I just ignore it
and eat them when I get hungry.

*Shrieks in surprise, which is then followed by loud grinding and then a few more tentacles going limp couple with the sound of wires and supports snapping*

sssssTOP.

 

You have a strange idea of fun.

Have you considered tabletop roleplaying games? I run a fierce Dungeons, Dungeons and More Dungeons campaign now and again.

That is the only context in which I find "killing" fun, because no real people actually die.

 

Don't got it. It was a JOKE.

 

And medics can never do wrong. Everything you do is justified and right, and you're allowed to touch and fondle people as much as you like. Right?

[He kicks Triage in the vents. His leggy goes up REAL HIGH.]

 

HEY, leave Requium alone! Triage, get them to stop!

 

*facepalm x2 combo*

 

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...I think I'm going to step out. This is getting a bit... rowdy again.

 

Not a funny joke. Not sure what you want me to do. Medical ethics violations currently being recorded for discussion with 'caer'.

*ignores*

 

Go bug them instead of me! You're not my twin!

-She dodges between his legs to reach Burlesque.-

 

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*sighs loudly, glares at both her and Burlesque*

Fine.

 

Lise, let's go home.

I know we can't die here, but it would be hard to remember not to feel pain if something that size got a hit on me by mistake.

Or you, or Sev...who's not here now, good.

 

Pulse: .......... in case of emergencies we do not require patient consent?
Suture: We're trying to get better about the asking thing
Curette: TRYING.
Chopper: We try and therefore no one can judge us!
Puncture: -makes a vague hand waggle-

[Pulse makes a panic'd face and carefully sets him down again]
Pulse: SIR DO YOU REQUIRE MEDICAL ASSISTANCE BECAUSE TAHT SOUNDED VERY NOT OKAY AND WE CAN SET THOSE YOU KNOW

 

[Half Life is still definitly passed out]

 

Yes, let's.

 

Better for you to stop. Everything. Remove self from situation and cease attempting to treat with half-learned concepts and force.

 

I don't like you threatening to forcibly fuel me.

 

OW.

*checks himself over and then makes a few rude gestures.*

Yes. MOST DOCTORS AREN'T WILLING. too much work? MEDICS CAN BE LAZY.
Or mean.

DO YOU KNOW HOW TO REPAIR LIQUID COOLING SYSTEMS? OR WATER PROPULSION SYSTEMS?

 

Given flagrant history of disregard for personal welfare and welfare of twin, very few options left to me. Given tendency to threaten self in order to achieve 'jokes', unable to discern between real threats and fake threats.

I don't know what you want from me.

Professional knowledge, yes. Practical, somewhat less. I can make the attempt.