shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

see, vwhen other people are miserable, it means theyre feeling EVWERY 8IT of vwhat they put ME through. its satisfying and mildly ironic, vwhich hits all the right svwitches.

 

Pretty likely, I think.

 

Woooow, way to kinkshame.

(I mean, it's not hot unless the other person is into it, but your wording was ambiguous.)

 

Sepsis or septic shock, sweetspark. And we don't even know if trolls have valves. Also, I think you'd break him with whatever part of yourself you tried to fit in, he wouldn't have time for infection.

Ah. [Their eyes flare brighter, and they look down for a moment to collect themself.] In-- ah, in controlled settings, with a, that is, a-- a consenting partner or partners, it can be quite... cathartic, so to speak. I can't and refuse to speak for Cronus, but...

 

WOWIE.

I TAKE IT BACK. I'D RATHER HANG OUT WITH JERRY.

SO VACATIONS ARE ALL ABOUT GOING TO DISTANT PLACES, STAYING IN OTHER PEOPLES' HOMES, EATING THEIR FOOD... BUT WITHOUT ANY HIGH-STAKES ACTION SCENES?

WHAT'S THE APPEAL?

IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE ENOUGH, BEING SURROUNDED BY STRANGERS. WHO ALL LIVE BY DIFFERENT RULES. AND HAVE DIFFERENT WAYS OF DOING THINGS. AND TALK LIKE I MIGHT DIE ANY MINUTE???

IF THEY'RE GOING TO DO THAT, CAN WE AT LEAST SAVE THE WORLD A FEW TIMES? THAT MAKES IT ALL WORTHWHILE.

 

thats a challenge, right? im interpreting that as a challenge and i GLADLY accept.

 

...I'm not going to try and tell you what you can or can't do in an intimate setting with a consenting partner, but please don't hurt yourself.

 

Irreperably, I mean. We-- we did just have the 'pain as arousing' discussion.

 

Yeah, exactly! I think I'm more into being bossy and pampering than pain-infliction, but...

As long as everyone is having fun and it's kept to when you agree to do it, there's no problem, right?

 

Wull hey now, how 'bout you'n me 'cept that challenge together, short stuff? 'm sure we can figger somethin' out...

Hey, I c'n do aftercare good's anyone else! Shushyerface, bittybird, we'll both come back in all our current pieces.

 

...You mean, Weirdmageddon wasn't just another Tuesday?
...
...fuck.

 

and youre not saying this just to pull it out from under my nose vwhen i eagerly accept, right? ivwe had an absolutely RIDICULOUS amount of those.

 

Yeah, they are. That's the fun part, actually. Relaxing, getting taken care of, seeing exotic and cool places and things, partying, trying new things, meeting new people... you know, all that stuff.

I get that a lot of those things you mentioned are, well, not that great, but.. I like vacationing. And I'd prefer not to have the responsibility of saving the world, honestly. I mean, sure, I'll do it if I have to and I probably should simply to make up for how much I've fucked up, but... I'd really rather not.

*sighs* I just wanna sit under my own vine and fig tree, you know... To rest and be content, with no responsibilities. And to have you and Sunshine and all my new friends with me. *bitter laugh* Obviously, I'm not gonna get that, not this year anyway, and I'm not gonna deserve it, but... it's what I want.

 

Nah, dude, yer innerested an'I ain't gotta prollem with 'facin', why not try? 'll be somethin' interestin', anyhow.

 

*whispers*
please start carefully i don't know how to patch that up?

 

...d'you miss th'bit where th'whole mess started w'me wonderin' 'f I could poison'im? I know howda be careful, wires, slag off.

 

if i havwent gotten poisoned from anything ELSE ivwe shovwed up there, i dont think youre going to do anything.

 

Play nice, please, Half Life doesn't need antagoni--

doesn't need to be antagonized. And I don't need to pick up your horrendous diction or mangled grammar, either.

 

Naaaaw, y'know you love me.

Hey, we're diff'rent species, who knows!

...Wanna take this somewhere a li'l more private, sweetspark? [His eyes are brighter, and even without a visible mouth he seems to be grinning somehow.]

 

...why not let them play if they want to, 's not like the feedback would be as strong as the time when Rustbucket got himself blown up--
oh.