shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Fine, I get it, you're runnin' on parameters I don't and can't understand, initial request retracted, I fragged up, can we stop. [A 60-foot-tall tank robot trying to make himself look small and nonthreatening probably looks pretty weird.]

 

I don't get the point of relationships!!!
Interface is WAY EASIER when you don't have to worry about that stuff!!!!!!

(I mean except for trines which are so different.
Super different.
The differentest.)

 

Technically a Trine is a type of relationship, darling. What you are referring to is romantic relationships, you're not one for romance and that's okay! I love you anyhow <3

 

Yeah!
Yeah!!!
Yeah!!!!!!

 

1 to 3 to 6?
you could have trined your trine there.
why not go to nine?

 

Wow!!
I didn't even think of that.
>8O

 

so giant robots
don't worry about counting
their punctuation...

well, good thing for you
there's trolls around to think it!
so try it out, yeah????????? (;(c

 

Hey, pretty jet! I'd give you a whistle if I could and you wanted it, Captain.

 

I just keep adding things until it feels right!!!!!!
!!!
!

 

I think it's frowned upon for Captains to be interfacing willy nilly with the crew.
Though I guess you hang out with a bunch of beefy bots who could kill me so it's probably fine???
Also I'm pretty sure all the other captains are dating people.
So.
Okay???

 

...pfffft.

 

One of the bots she hangs around hates me and this should be noted, as it puts your standing in his mind in question. Not that you should judge Lacuna on this, but it's worth knowing.

 

Is that a no?

What!!!!
Who!!!!
Who could hate you!!!!
(Is it the pretty one?
He's so scary.)

 

He doesn't hate you! Well, he doesn't hate you. He hates lots of things.

It is not a no!

 

I do not.

 

I'm not sure what I did? I'm still confused as to why he hates me so much but... Yes, it is him. I suppose you could call him scary? I think Flux is scarier, but that's mostly because I know him intimately.

I'm pretty sure he hates me. His ire for me is very targeted, like a high powered beam weapon pointed directly at my spark.

 

Wow, you think that's targeted?

Burlesque, I've seen you complain about like 90% of the crew.

 

I'm confused!!!!

No he's the scariest.
Period.

SEE?
THIS IS THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

 

90% of the crew is too stupid to remove their heads from their afts long enough to steer. That doesn't mean that I hate them.

What.

 

I'm flirting with you. I would not be opposed to going beyond flirting. You are very pretty and nice, if a bit larger than my tastes normally run.