shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

Awwww, but someone's gotta speak sense, an' Sil's gettin' all spiky! Come back!

 

*smirks* Alright.

 

Yup that's the right idea. Would recommend crystal plains instead of woods though, much prettier in the moonlight.

Well we can't all make wrong decisions about what we do with our strengths. So you do that mutual support thing while I am over here being right about things and not gettign hurt by other people being GIANT FRAGGING WEAKSPOTS WITH TARGET SIGNS PAINTED ON PRIMUS FRAGGING DAMMIT

You assume we have the same reference scale for acceptable cost benefit relations.

awwwww nononono he was doing a good thing

 

I don't think we've got any crystal plains here.

 

...been cut off. Been bonded. Like bein' bonded better. You do you, we'll do us, no reason t'get all fussed o'er it.

Awww, gettin' confused w'all'a us talkin' atcha?

 

Fair.

 

Well then find some. You don't have to pick the first deserted wasteland you come across to flip society off from, you can like, choose one with a view.

Well have fun being wrong then.

Your face is getting confused!!!

uuuuuuuuugh why won't you fight me like a normal mech

 

...th'frag?

Yeah, kinna. Ain't much'a 'complishment, kiddo. 'Grats, y'turned 'round a processor-damaged idjit w'mem'ry issues.

 

You say that like it's something I'd take offense yet but all I see is you callin yourself names so keep going, buddy you're making my job here easier.

 

Because I didn't come here to fight, and I do not actually enjoy it.

 

wow boring

 

...y'los' me, bitty.

 

I'd rather be boring than dead.

 

*thumbs up*

 

You are insulting yourself. So I don't have to. Have fun. I'll get myself some energon goodies and watch.
Also fragging fight me I'm not "bitty".

 

Mmmhm. Disagree. Politeness keeps you a little safer.

 

I can think of lots of things I'd rather do than fight.

Lately I've been experimenting with solving the three-body problem.

Well...maybe not that three-body problem.

Come to think of it, it's the exact opposite of a problem...

 

Right, you are really bad at reading cues aren't you?

You assume I wanna stay safe.

 

Oh, congratulations! Always nice to have some good news.

...while Stanford's here, I would like to apologize for the other night. Getting bogged down by semantics in what was, in hindsight, a discussion of ethics was inappropriate.

...I believe I see where our viewpoints divide.

 

Cool. So that means you are now going to try and mercilessly attack what you perceive as weaknesses right?