shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*smiles, pulling an open bag of chips out and accidentally-on-purpose upending it into the grass behind her before turning back around*

You really shouldn't remind me of Ravin. She'd probably be very offended if I told her that.

 

I don't know what a rat is. do you have any food

 

...you called me a "man".

...

I'm still not entirely comfortable with things speaking that shouldn't be but you've gained a pass.

*smooths out his dress*

 

^not for flying rats.
^only for me.
^or clade
^...or people in need, i guess. mission work.
^but you have a bag of chips over there! go! leave my food alone

 

*swoops in and demolishes the pile of "chips" within seconds* hey thanks you're a doll *SCREECHES VICTORIOUSLY TO THE SKY*

 

...

Is that it?

 

that was nice. hey anyone know where I can find some snacks

 

thanks man. I don't know what that means. you got any food

 

*rolls his eyes* You literally just found some! Just now!

 

yeah it was nice. are you eating anything right now or

 

Can't blame th'li'l bit, food's important!

...hey Sil, kenni--

 

If I had any outside of the designated eating areas I'm sure the matriarchs would descend upon me in an instant. Even though I'm not in the Women's Halls currently but my sister's chambers. They'd find out somehow.

 

No, you may not eat the organic bird, you'll damage your fuel tanks again!

 

^birds are weird
^and not generally very smart
^apparently the capacity for speech isn't correlating with greater intelligence, even if this bird does look kind of lusus-y

 

You know, seagull, since this is the spr2, you can create some food for yourself if you want it badly enough...

 

yeah that sounds true. what's a lusus. is it territorial. do I need to leave

 

*anxious pacing* no that doesn't sound right. I gotta take it from someone. you know how it is

 

*deadpan* No. I don't.

 

...are seagulls honor-bound to some oath to only steal food that I was unaware of?

 

is it not like that for you. if you don't steal your food then at what point do you scream in victory. *uneasy feather ruffling*