shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

what about those big metal moving things. are those toilets for birds. do they float. do you float

 

No, those big metal moving things aren't toilets for birds.

 

theyre definitely toilets for birds. dont listen to the magician.

 

He is a genie, not a magician.

 

does it look like i care vwhat particular subsection of fakey-land he happens to hail from?

 

Why did I think you would be reasonable.

 

cause you took a sarcastic miscategorization as me being genuinely that stupid, thats vwhy.

 

I'm not taking it as you being stupid. I am taking it as you being pointlessly difficult.

 

evwen if i VWAS being pointlessly difficult, so vwhat? it seems to be VWORKING in the sexual department.

 

Because it makes you annoying and detestable? More so.

 

but it vworks.

 

How in God's name is it working? I've yet to see one person here genuinely interested in you. Even just for a meaningless tryst.

 

AHEM. @Rustbucket

 

...

 

Dude, Cro, you'on' wanna know summa the slag I've put my spike in, you ain' that special. You're willin', I 's revved up, 's all it was.

 

Stop lying, Rust, you know I'm more than willing to help you ground charge if you need to. So is Cogwheels, for that matter. You didn't have to lower yourself to--

...since when are you so familiar with Cronus as to shorten his name, actually? What's going on here?

 

This is thoroughly depressing on multiple levels.

 

see? proof. proof i got laid by being exactly the same as ivwe alvways been. suck it.

 

Uh. Hey look, a bird! [Gestures wildly towards @Seagull in a poor attempt at distracting Silverburst.]

What, tha'th'only game 'e c'n get's fromma rusted-out indiscriminate scrapheap? Yeah, 's kinna sad. Poor sparklet needs whate'r help'e can get.

 

*grumpily smooths dress*