shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

-Iridium sets down some organic food, turns her head away.-

 

vwhats it like, being vwrong? being so incredibly vwrong its not evwen funny? except it is funny, its fucking hilarious howv vwrong you are. if i vwas a bird, id be screaming right nowv.

 

Hmph!

 

For what it's worth, Rustbucket is rather indiscriminate about his interface partners.

 

At least I can live with knowing that, I suppose.

 

-is watching this, lounging upside down on a rather indescribably non-surface - one might call it perfectly generic and thus forgetable, imemorable - stuffing his mouth with energon nibbles-
Do go on with your pointless bickering about the grey squishie's face life. Maybe he'll drop dead spontaneously when he figures out how much no one cares. Maybe he'll start going cuckoo like how Prowl is right now. That would be funny.

 

Who is Prowl?

 

Cybertronian. Strategist? Was part of Autobot high command during war. Not well-liked by those in Iacon when the TEAM launched, reasons I heard ranging from "he's got a ten-mile pole wedged up his tailpipe" to "unreasonably cruel punishment for minor infractions" and... something about an assassination?

 

Spoiler: rapidly moving gif

 

Hey, don't take them all, leave some for good ol' Hancock.

 

Huh.

...wait, I heard he blew up a ship called the Lost Light.

 

you get the good stuff instead. the good stuff being me.

 

How exactly are you good? You need to tempt me if you want some of this.

 

I do have to say you look cute in a dress, though, brother.

 

Hmmm, I don't think we ever got around to showing each other how we dance.

 

Not you as well. So long as you don't start handpicking outfits for me as she does I think I can survive this shame. Perhaps.

We didn't, no. That is a thing we will have to fix. I can hardly dance in this thing, though. I'd have to change.

 

need i say more.

 

I don't know, you do have some competition here. Surely you can do better.

 

Oh, right, 'clothes'. You could just take them off, right?

 

I think I'm prettier than he is!