shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

*turns red*

Are you suggesting that I just strip naked and dance for you?

 

Well, that pink does look good on you.

 

Well, if your superficial outer plating is too restrictive, yes? Did I say something wrong? Say! You can change your coloration! That's fantastic!

 

yes hello. I am a bird

 

Again, high command during the big war. Fairly certain he's blown up more than one ship, didn't care enough about his track record to go looking while I had access to Cybertronian libraries. Captains Nichrome and/or Life Support might know more.

 

Information appreciated. Feel free to request information from me if needed.

 

Well covering yourself in strips of cloth's gotta be clogging up your vents. Strange that you'd do it at all?

Pssssssst all you need to know about him is that he suuuuuuuucks

 

What?!

No, no, I can't just take off my clothes casually on a moment's notice. That just isn't proper and there are people here watching.

 

I don't have vents or even really know what you mean by that.

 

Has everyone at least blown up one ship once in their life?

 

Oh.

Is this a cultural thing or a physiological thing?

 

Cultural!

*looks worriedly at his sister. she is likely plotting now. oh no*

 

I didn't know! Can you go and change them somehow?

 

*he thumbs at his chest, opening the covering of his vents a little to reveal the spinning fans underneath*
This scrap? Kinna necessary so people don't overheat?

who are you supposed to be?

 

I'm Saitama. I'm just looking around. Say, you got any food?

 

Most organics thermoregulate either externally or through other means. It was a good thought, though.

 

*hands him a glowing pink treat as big as his head*
sure.

((OOC note: Energon is generally canonically toxic to humans other organic life forms. Depends on how you wanna play with that but I thought I'd mention it :P))

 

Ah! That's likely toxic, small human!

 

... how's one vent heat externally? That sounds kinda gross? Do they just leak coolant everywhere or?