shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

hey anyone got any long potatoes. really interested in finding some long potatoes

 

DON'T MENTION MY HEAD!!! I AM VERY SELF-CONSCIOUS ABOUT IT!!!

Why would you say that? Are you trying to kill me?

No, I'm just a human. And you can just call me Saitama.

 

I'm afraid my granddaughter's ears are my fault.

There was an accident involving my granddaughter, her dog, and a teleportalizer.

Now both my granddaughter and the dog have dog ears and dog tails.

And they are also both quantum physicists.

 

*REALLY wants one of those PAN things people keep talking about*

 

id prefer if vwe DIDNT havwe lusii running vwild in here, considering vwhat happened LAST time.

 

Yeah. There's not. My magic's real.

 

*barks*

[I am not Jade's lusus, though sometimes I feel that I am.]

 

Didn't we already have this conversation, Cronus? Norm's abilities are real, but you're getting caught up in the semantics.

 

*jumps up on Ford to say hi*

 

*almost falls over*

Hello to you too, Becquerel.

 

I'm sorry, Dr Pines! One of these days I'll catch him in time!

He's just a really big fan of your work!

 

; )

 

WO OF.

 

... you don't have to be a front line soldier to have a C.O.? I had one right until- ohhhhh wait is this a not-at-war thing? what's that called again?

Not in so many words. You pretend like I planned on it or something. Just wanted to see if you would die.

Right as I said, different kind of squishie.

 

... Punch me and I won't mention it again?

 

Even when we are at war, not everyone is in the military hierarchy. Ford and I were in a war, but it was a revolution, and we were on the council behind the whole thing. It would be difficult to say who was actually in command at that time. Nominally I suppose I would say Tainell. He's the one who became the Imperator.

He did offer me the job, on the grounds that a woman might be more acceptable to the mostly-Talassani backing of the revolution, and also on the grounds that he thinks I'm smarter than he is.

I declined, on the grounds that I really don't want to be the person who has to execute people, it would interfere with my research, and the cult I escaped from as a child might feel obliged to do something about it if I actually ended up in charge of five planets.

 

That is, by the way, a state secret. There are fewer than twenty people who know that I could have been Imperatrix Pennarine.

 

... the decepticons were terrorists- oh excuse me "revolutionaries" as well and they had plenty military hierarchy to go around. or militant I guess technically. Civil Wars!

 

You'd have been very unhappy, Lise. Tainell at least likes the job.

 

Then you told the wrong guy, lady. Like for real. Wow. Not that I have any use for this particular secret right now but what about my general attitude suggested to you that I could be trusted with secrets?