shitposting rave 2, electric boogaloo

I was the only member of the cabal that ever held a military rank. I am the head of the Imperium.

Valiska is its secret heart.

 

There's always someone around who has just the right blend of "marginally competent enough not to stab themselves in the optic with their own blade" and "bully" to be the boss.

 

Probably the part where there's nobody in our universe that you could tell who doesn't know that fact.

Also I don't care any more who knows about that.

 

... well, technically, the entire shitposting rave 2 knows now. But none of us can do shit with anything we learn here in our proper continuities, so... it's still secret in the Tango.

 

Please, Tainell. We all know that's Akallabeth.

 

What makes you say that?

 

The part where Akallabeth didn't have to break out of prison to avoid being executed, then run through multiple dimensions to get away from your primary opponents, while you were offworld and Ford was trapped in his dimension of origin. There are a lot of people who still really don't like me at all.

 

Also the part where Valiska's not sleeping in the Palace.

 

So if someone were to shot you the entire place would fall apart, got it.

You underestimate the sheer number of people I am willing to contact out of the blue to sell them information on some dinky backwater planets so they can claim your little empire as colonies. I hear that's very en vogue right now.

possibly true but precedent of alternate timeline convergences and touch downs and stuff
I'm not a physicist I just ate one once for breakfast.

Also wow I didn't know I could be this disgusted with someone I have never met but the way you talk about this Akallabeth person really showed me a new light.

 

You had a reason to run to Gravity Falls. Akallabeth would have holed up on one of the underground floors of that fortress you call a house and taken them out one by one.

But you would've done that too, if Ford had been there.

 

... how the hell did you eat a physicist for breakfast?

 

What's your problem?

Also I don't think anyone would pay very much for that tidbit. Valiska underestimates how many people assume these things without any proof?

 

*tr1es not to d1e laugh1ng*

 

Aaaah. It's a sex joke, isn't it?

*facepalms* Why didn't I get that sooner?

 

You've eaten fewer phys1c1sts than me?

 

... uh, well, I don't think "eating" and "physicists" felt like the relevant concepts when I was doing it. *sheepish laugh* So, I'm actually not entirely sure... fifty thousand years, there have been physicists for about three hundred of those years, I have a lot of sex, so... maybe not.

 

Sunny side up

Do you want the chronological or the alphabetized list or the highlight reel?

You underestimate how greedy I am. I work minimum wage.

Because it wasn't one. it was just somethign random I said for shits and giggles because you'll believe anything without any kind of proof, even if I say Overlord is a swell guy who loves cuddles and long walks on the beach and that garrus-9 is a beautiful resort location.

 

Well, I know that's bullshit.

 

good on you.
You still thought I honest to primus ate a physicist though.
And for breakfast. TSK. Everyone knows scientists are a dinner food.

 

Well, it hasn't killed me, so I think I'm fine.

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